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Not quite the same as hair, as its something easily removable from your body, religious reasons or not. But even on that note, some things do require girls (and I spose some guys for that matter) to wear their hair tied up so that its not dangling and in the way

Like mizu said, many larger dogs injure their tails a lot by banging it into things. Many other dogs are docked (tail cut off when they are puppies) for health reasons or if they are a hunting dog, to prevent burrs and stuff to collect on their tails, which could end up puncturing them and causing an infection.
It was much more common years ago and many countries actually ban it today, but its still a very common thing in many breeds.
Somewhat similar to circumcision on human males, for the most part it is completely cosmetic and unneeded, but it was still based originally on medical reasons.

Where are you going that you even get 8? Most schools that are 5 days a week go from about 8-3, including a lunch. Thats stretching it to 7 hours. You don't get to count the hour before school getting ready, you dont get to count the hour long bus ride (if you ride the bus and are last dropped off), and you honestly shouldn't get to count the lunch time either because you know what? When you graduate and get a real job, they won't pay you for that time so stop counting it.

His whole premise is based upon zombies being the dead reborn anyway. Plenty of zombie scenarios out there that don't involve them actually being dead though. In fact, most new age zombies are usually things like some sort of virus or biological accident. They require a living host to work (whether they'd still be living later is immaterial, just at the time of "infection" they were alive), which is why only the living become zombies and all the trillions of previously dead don't sprout out of the ground too. In which case their circulatory system would be fine, they wouldn't succumb to rigor mortis, and they would still hunger just fine. So his "real science" isn't really relevant is it?
Not saying a zombie apocalypse is likely, just saying his reasoning for it being impossible is bull shit.

I'd still agree that most teachers are under payed, but its really not as bad as a lot make it out to be.
You pick your benefits when you pick your job. Flexible hours, paid vacation, job security, retirement package, Insurance (forgot to mention that one above, teachers get good insurance), other fringe benefits (helping with tuition or providing day care for kids), telecommuting, company vehicle, etc.
All of these things cost the employer some and are considered part of your "pay". When you add in all the things teachers get, its not bad at all.

Why? Because she didn't want to play along with the guy that should tell was screwing with her? Or because she didn't know what colloquial (a seldom used word that many wouldn't know) meant?
Or was it because she didn't know what recquabasical, condolencical, or tonsicular meant? Because let me tell you, I also don't know the meaning of those completely made up words. Probably because they are made up words. But yes, lets call her dumb and say he shouldn't speak to her anymore for not knowing what they meant.

People can say anything. That same guy coulda told you in America you aren't supposed to wear clothes and have to shake people's hands any time they fart....doesn't make it remotely true.

@thorntonbanghard you know to reply to somebody, you can just....reply to them

"what you do to kids can't be compared to adult stuff" except the things you learn as a kid stay with you into adulthood. If you still get praised for sucking your whole life as a child, when you finally grow up and stop getting those participation trophies you don't understand or know how to deal with it....because you were never taught how when you were young.

Ya....the EDUCATION is free, it never implied everything with it would be. That bus ride you are complaining about is a FREE ride to your FREE education. Up to college, I've never heard of a public school making you pay for your books (Perhaps a book you have to read you might buy, but only if you couldn't find it from the school or local library for FREE). That food you are complaining about, as has been stated, is also FREE if you qualify for it. If you want something better, bring your own lunch.
Until then, quit bitching that all the free shit you are given isn't up to your standards. If you want better, pay for it.

Funnily enough, there are a couple Europeans just in these comments confirming it. Just as there are actually plenty of Americans that know the general layout of European countries, of course there are plenty of Europeans that actually know the general layout of American states.
Doesn't change the fact that there are plenty of both that have no idea on it.

So, all stereotypes start out of a grain of truth. There's some trait or thing that a group of people have or do that starts the stereotype. Sometimes it gets exaggerated a lot more than other stereotypes, but it still becomes one for a reason.
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To lay it out simply for you, yes the average asian dick is smaller than the average black dick. Doesn't mean you won't see some asian dude with a 12inch or black dude with a 4 inch, but on average.

Why? Lots of cars have remote starters, they just gotta hit that and the car is now running with the AC going and the doors locked (assuming they'll actually be back in a few minutes since most of those auto shut off after 5-10 minutes)
Could also just disconnect the remote with the key (assuming they aren't ones that are attached) and start it and take the remote with you to lock/unlock it.

You do realize this was just a hypothetical situation...Right? And that males don't have eggs....Right?

They aren't trying to advertise the side effects, they HAVE to say what the side effects are. Thats why its usually in a rushed semi quiet voice. Also many of the side effects are either extremely rare (like it affects 1 in 100,000 people that take the drug) or aren't even a real side effect (during the testing period, one patient reported they had anal leakage, a real condition and they might have even had it, but it wasn't necessarily from that medication). The drug company then has to list those side effects, because on the off chance somebody else gets one and it wasn't listed, they could be sued.
The bad part is you don't know whether that specific side effect happens to hit 50% of the people that take the medication, or 0.0000001%

1. The number of people saved because a lack of seatbelt is minuscule compared to the number saved because they wore one. 2. You should learn how to adjust a seatbelt properly, as there are lots of big boobed girls that can wear them just fine.

Most Germans didn't actually hate Jews, or agree with what was happening. But that kinda makes the whole thing worse in my opinion. I mean its one thing for a deranged lunatic to get a bunch of followers that actually believe in his crazy cause, but its something else entirely for most of the population to actually know what they are doing is wrong and yet go along with it anyway. There are lots of explanations for why the people ended up doing it, but the fact remains that they did let it happen.

The Wolf of Wall Street

It just looks like they are normal clothes and they put their arms on each others shoulders and then pinned the waists together.... Could get dressed individually and itd take about 2 minutes to pin em together...

and I'm not sure how well this plan was thought through

I hunt unicorns with mine, you should use one too unicornhunter

Both have terrible base pay and are paid mostly by tip/commission. Notice how much harder the average one of those try to be nice and courteous compared to say the average retail clerk. Yeah, you'll get some B clerks, but most of em you find are C's, and a lot of em get by as Ds. You know how long a server/salesman lasts as a D? Not very dam long because they can't survive being an asshole and making just their base pay.
Now, you might ask why more positions based on services aren't "low base pay + commission" since that increases incentive so much for the employee. The reason store clerks, bank tellers, etc. aren't paid like this is because you don't interact with them long enough. If you are in Target or Macy's and ask an employee where item X is and they show it to you, or the checkout person is nice and pleasant, you only talk with them for a few seconds so you won't feel like it was enough to warrant a tip. A server, you see off and on for around an hour.

If its only expected for there to be a tip for excellent service, that means the server can either A) Work their ass off to be truly excellent to all their tables and hope for that tip. B)Try pretty hard to offer good service, but most won't consider it "tip worthy" so they'll still get their base pay
C) Not work that hard, but at least be pleasant and go to their tables 1 or 2 times, probably much slower than the table would like.
or D) Be rude and lazy enough to get as little done as possible, but still do just enough work not to get fired.
Kind of like a grading scale in school, only the truly exceptional "A's" would be paid more. All the B's, C's, and D's would all get the same amount, so why bother trying to be a B (or even a C for some people)
People like to get by with the least effort involved. When people have more incentive to be better, they'll strive more. When they have little to no incentive, most don't give a shit.
Good examples of this: Servers and car salesmen.

Except they have a day for single mothers and widows.....its called MOTHERS day. There are single fathers too, did you tell them happy mothers day?

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If you print something 2 pages per sheet and double sided. You fit 4 pages of a document on 1 sheet of paper (page 1 front top, page 2 front bottom, page 3 back top, page 4 back bottom). So by saying "i have these 20 binders stuffed completely full with paper, all of which is double sided and 2 pages per sheet" its saying "this is 20 binders full, but it could have been 80 binders full if I had just printed out 1 page per sheet like most people default to"