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It could be both. The rose petals could be glued to the floor with dried blood.

I've seen this before, but without the "lesson in irony" bit. Is this really ironic, or just contradictory?

You also need to account for the time spent making it. And the employees deserve some money for working. And the building needs to be paid for. And the equipment for putting all that stuff together to turn it into a drink has a cost.
But even considering all of that, it still seems overpriced by a bit.

htt ps://what-if.xkcd.com/12/
there you go (sorry, FunSubstance won't let me post links, just erase the space in "http")

"...so, that's a no, then?"

"abandoned theme park"
I want to go. Now. Please tell me it isn't gated off and locked down!

What truck? This is just a picture of a forest...

My favorite is the "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" sentence. Wikipedia also offers this one: "Wouldn't the sentence 'I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign' have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?"

But how much of a profit? Enough to maintain all of the labs and facilities and equipment, and upgrade the technology when new things are made, and pay teachers, and provide food, and...you get the idea.

Body slam!

"The Mart"? Sounds perfectly normal to me.

Haha, took me a while, but I get it!

I still remember the disappointment when I found out that they don't bounce and, in fact, will dent a wooden desk if you throw them hard enough.

does...does anyone else see blurred handprints of characters trying to get out?

I dunno, maybe my parents run a secret Kinder Egg smuggling ring, but we get these every year for Easter and Christmas. And I've seen them at a certain candy shop (granted, it's one of those quirky imports-from-everywhere shops). Is that law still enforced, or has it become one of those weird laws like "it is illegal to sing in a bathtub in Pennsylvania" that no one follows?

Where is that? I want to go!

Or just move to an American city with Google Fiber. (And aren't there other 1+ Gbps fiber providers, too? I only know about the Google Fiber one because it was a big deal in Provo because they knocked the installation cost from $300 to $30, and gave it to EVERYONE ($70/month, that is. But basic 5mbps is free.))

Wouldn't it be interesting if hipsters are responsible for all of this "hipsters are losers" hate just so they can be unique again?

For pajama day at school, along with my pajamas I wore a bedsheet as a cape and carried a pillow with a speaker hidden inside blaring superhero music. So sometimes, yes, I am "epic song starts playing every time I enter a room" cool!

I just noticed that it says "Dismay" instead of "Disney" in the corner.
But seriously, though, no one said he died! "Down" could be the sequel where he travels to the Earth's core and finds that it's actually survivable and another old explorer ended up there...with talking cats!

How did that happen? Were some planes doing a mating dance?

*sigh* This again. Look, there are a couple big problems with this argument. First of all, you're taking the laws out of context. That's like saying "when I was little my mom told me not to play with fire and not to kill people, but now she lets me build a campfire yet she still won't let me kill people, so she's a hypocrite!" Second, people do protest divorce and premarital sex. Third, there's more than just the bible saying it's wrong. I don't have a problem with the end point you're making, but please use a valid and intelligent argument!

Suddenly, I have an idea. I need to go find some romantic comedies, mute the soundtrack (somehow), and replace it with horror music.

Or there could be several ghosts all dancing behind you with soundless ghost music in a ghost rave! Just use that as motivation if you ever just feel like dancing in your room when no one's watching! You could be the *life* of the party!
Okay, okay, I'll see myself out.

(Brian Regan, in case you were wondering who the comedian is)

Well done!

I've always wanted to call or text one of these numbers and just start a regular chat.

I want to find the original and give that commenter all the likes in the world. "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!" had me laughing sooooo much!

:D I want to go there!! I've never heard of this place before, but it looks awesome!

I want to see a dramatic slow-mo version from the kid's perspective, with a dramatic background score and everything.

I don't understand why everyone chooses Justin Beiber and Lil Wayne and such as examples of "Good" music that isn't good. So far I've found rock to still be more popular than pop and rap. Do we just cherry-pick the worst of the worst songs and say "this is what society says is good" so we can feel special that we're above that?

I was expecting a man on fire suddenly running by in the background to break the tranquility, for some reason.

A survey was conducted, asking how much of this post is false. About 100% of it is fictitious.

Using Olan Rogers for a reaction image...thumbs up to you, original poster!

Do they not?

Isn't it just a gyroscope in a box? Or is it something different?

I don't know what's worse: making a fandom reference that you think everyone else would get but no one does, or making a reference to something without a fandom and then being reminded that you're alone as a fan when no one reacts.

Especially when that someone is important to you...