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When it sees you 1 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Took me a bit.

Every time I hear a Texan say this 2 comments

guest · 9 years ago

How many Texans can an Alaskan know?

Frozen drives me crazy... but this is cute and clever. 14 comments

guest · 9 years ago

MORTAL ROMANCE!!!

Kitten force fed vegan food nearly dies 24 comments

guest · 9 years ago

mmm preach it sistah!

Cutting with a water jet 12 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Me in the morning.

Strangely Relaxing 8 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Observe the awkward arm position on the male. This means that it is seriously pissed off... I'm going to poke it with a stick!

Like this... 1 comments

guest · 9 years ago

... Started?

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Don't rush things 6 comments

guest · 9 years ago

This is how I hold back my desire to murder my colleagues.

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As a girl gamer I don't get taken seriously, but rather hit on constantly 16 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Oh yeah...

As a girl gamer I don't get taken seriously, but rather hit on constantly 16 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Oh, I understand what you meant ;)

As a girl gamer I don't get taken seriously, but rather hit on constantly 16 comments

guest · 9 years ago

You're so sexy, you have "oo" attached to your "t". I know it's wrong, but I can't keep my eyes off it.

As a girl gamer I don't get taken seriously, but rather hit on constantly 16 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Sorry, but I can't hit on you and correct your grammar at the same time. *inner dick shines through*

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As a girl gamer I don't get taken seriously, but rather hit on constantly 16 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Tell me more, I love hearing the sound of your voice.

As a girl gamer I don't get taken seriously, but rather hit on constantly 16 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Hey there beautiful...

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In a universe that doesn't exist 9 comments

guest · 9 years ago

In the universe of pornography...

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That kid in the corner tho 8 comments

guest · 9 years ago

... Greetings...

I beat my wife a lot 3 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Never give in. Never surrender. Do not let attachment make you weak. Let the hate flow through you.

Women logic 6 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Everyone has their reasons for cheating, and none of them are correct.

And no parking problem 4 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Bikes have limited capacity, as does public transit.

This is disgusting 20 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Crocs are only allowed for gardening and mid life crises.

Every time I flirt with....anybody. 11 comments

guest · 9 years ago

And I would be the man. It's nothing personal, just that I am a bit of a dick.

My favorite rap battle! 3 comments

guest · 9 years ago

CARL!

Why is this such a problem? 16 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Gotta do it right, otherwise it burns like an std for a bit.

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Mood of the day -The Pink Wizard 11 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Gandalf the Breast Cancer Awareness Advocate

When someone takes a joke way too far. 14 comments

guest · 9 years ago

This is what goes down when my friends try to embarrass me. I take it... down the rabbit hole ;)
But no seriously I take things way too far.

Butcher shop 6 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Honestly, I would try that. Not because it's good, but because it's there.