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Did I just get aroused by a soap box?

White hair in China? It's a main character!

I love Manly Guys Doing Manly Things. It's exactly what you expect it to be.

I wanted to say Jenny was a bitch, but someone beat me to it. So I'll say she was a huge bitch. Selfish and stupid.

...Murica?

Woke up to a bedbug on my pillow. I was also covered in bites. Time to burn my mattress and pillows.

Imagine you're dating her, but you've never seen her neck because it's winter or she has a thing for scarves and turtlenecks. You start making out and you pull down her scarf/shirt to kiss her neck...

Friend walks in and turns off computer.
Me: "I'M FREE!!!"
Friend: "Go to bed."

I interpreted that completely wrong and was horrified. Then I realized what they really meant.

Why is he still wearing a mask when he kisses her? She's dying and they're still concerned about germs? Just let him kiss her!

My cousin got $100 for Christmas and accidentally ripped it.

So I'm guessing he's always on the bottom?

I ain't even mad.

Instead of domesticated lightning?

This guy is Brian Regan, if anyone was wondering.

...sexy?

My mom has that figurine.

Nope.

Think about sex when you have to pee at a bad time. Sex takes priority in your mind and usually makes you forget about other urges.

What if that accidentally gets opened during sex and she doesn't know about it and freaks out?

NO!