Woke up with a spider on my pillow

His teeth look kinda weird

Last thing you want to do in that situation is open your mouth.

You don't know if the spider crawled all over you...

Funny thing is that it probably wasn't real. When we fall asleep and wake up from sleep we enter a period of hynopompic/hynagogic brain activity. This can result in visual hallucinations. The most common hallucination is of spiders. The hallucinations can vary in size and movement, but one thing that is consistent is the realism. They may last from a few seconds to minutes before completely disappearing. When people get very tired, they can also get these spider hallucinations. This has happened to me many times. It is completely normal, just a bit unsettling if you don't know what is happening. The more you know.

So? You eat about 10 spiders in your lifetime, most in your sleep.

MY BABY!!!!! I miss u!!!!!!!!

I can't stress how precise this is.

I understand how you feel. Spiders scare the crap out of me too

These screaming Dean gifs are my new favorite things.

You are never more than ten feet a way from a spider.

Woke up to a bedbug on my pillow. I was also covered in bites. Time to burn my mattress and pillows.