Comments

I wish things were still this simple 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inflation
I wish things were still this simple 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I hate it when a company puts descriptions in the product name. Yes you want to get us to buy it but you could at least have the common decency to be subtle about it.
Hamburger
Cheesburger
Milkshakes
French Fries
Coca Cola
Root Beer
Coffee
Orange Drink
Milk
A much less annoying menu.
2
Coat of arms 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Too bad I have seen this comment 19 times.
3
Coat of arms 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
For posterity's sake hyrumoo's now deleted comment was "The English one has the Swiss flag on his shirt."
2
Coat of arms 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You mean the Danish one has the Danish flag on his shirt...
8
Good door knob design 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Plot twist: that's the joke.
24
The worst, most entertaining treaty organization you'll ever see 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Americans pronounce a t in the middle of a word the same as d.
7
What race are you? 40 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Fun fact: recent genetic studies have found that the average African American is 30-50% European.
4
If you know her comedy you know she'd laugh 26 comments
guest · 9 years ago
redundant
4
I feel stupid for only just realising 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
No, car is an abbreviation of carriage. Carrus is the Latin root of the word carriage.
I feel stupid for only just realising 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Motor car being an abbreviation of motorized carriage.
I feel stupid for only just realising 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Car is an abbreviation of carriage. Carrus is the latin root of carriage.
Dammit gary 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Nock Frost? Seriously? It's Nock Frist!
4
Loaf of Art 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yes.
10
Well? 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
And a tooty two to you sir.
6
Awkward. 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
But the point is she assumed he didn't have them simply because he didn't do one of th things they can be used for. Like assuming someone has no fingers because they can't play the piano.
14
Well? 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Also, why aren't 100, 110 and 120 "tenty", "eleventy" and "twelvty"?
15
Well? 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Firstly, it would be "tenty one", like "twenty one" and "thirty one".
Secondly, a better question would be why aren't "eleven" and "twelve" "firsteen" and "seconteen"?
23
Awkward. 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That's a weird leap in logic. I can't play the piano but I still have fingers.
77
What Mars would look like if it was terraformed 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
lmgtfy.com/?q=terraform+definition
Experiments for when you are bored 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
...what?
Surface of a frozen bubble 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Like a network of molecules perhaps?
A modern addams family 29 comments
guest · 9 years ago
my*
...dammit
19
A modern addams family 29 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"I swear this family of this girl who goes to my school is a family of vampires..."
A less retarded sentence would be:
'I swear the family of this girl who goes to make school are vampires..."
God 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"As for this "Age of Miracles", nande12 was incorrect; there are frequent reported miracles happening in every generation, up to today, that are recognised by Christian (and other) faiths, and others still up for debate, but whose miraculous nature is acknowledged, including Medjugorje, Colton Burpo, and many, many stories and revelations reported in times of war and strife, including on catastrophic days as 9/11."
The only institutions that acknowledge these 'miracles' are those who have a vested interest in them being miracles. Many things claimed to be miracles have no evidence that they ever actually occurred, and those which do have a variety of mundane explanations which they just choose to ignore.
God 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"The first is an ad hoc argument, lacking premise and evidence. I'm Catholic and active in my community, as well as that of my friend's Christian community, and from the pamphlets, teachings, and forums we offer, it's against what we believe, how they carry on in a bid for publicity and donations."
But the only real definition of a christian is 'a person who has received Christian baptism or is a believer in Christianity', thus they are every bit as christian as you are and claims that they are not 'real' christians or 'true believers' is just yet another example of the No True Scotsman fallacy.
Karma... 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Such a shame the world doesn't work that way.
3
God 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"You know true believers denounce this practice..."
No True Scotsman. They're every bit as christian as you are
"...since they know the Age of Miracles has past."
How convenient.
"Plus, these "faith healers" think they are God or Jesus which is quite blasphemous."
[citation needed]
Makeup tutorial for plants 18 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"We might as well drown dogs and eat cats. Oh wait...your a "cute only" animal lover"
Did you even read the comment you replied to? Idiot.
"And plants are actually smarter than we think. They have expressed the ability to feel, smell, communicate and even think in their own ways."
[citation needed]
"I don't agree with senseless killing of anything, plants are important to us too."
It's a tiny little plant, weighing less than a pound, once it dies it's biomass is absorbed into the environment, nothing is lost. Get over it already.
Makeup tutorial for plants 18 comments
guest · 9 years ago
They are alive in the same way a kidney is alive, only less so, they don't even have a nervous system to experience anything remotely resembling pain. What does it matter if one small plant dies?
Makeup tutorial for plants 18 comments
guest · 9 years ago
And? It's just a plant.
Makeup tutorial for plants 18 comments
guest · 9 years ago
And? It's a plant.
Apple and their technology 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
All Apple products look better, cost twice as much and can do half as much.
35
Maybe I'm just slow 62 comments
guest · 9 years ago
testing
Just for you guys steaming in Summer 31 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Wait, how would you know?
3
I couldn't afford a table 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Racists be like...
3
'Mergency. f*ck yeah 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
F#$% YEAH!!
Chess done right 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's less fun, for both players, when the game is dominated by one side.
Dc vs. Marvel 23 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If DC is art, it's a bunch of dry pasta glued to a sheet of cardboard.
4
Chess done right 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Assuming you drink the shot when you take that piece and not you opponent whose piece was taken, this is a great way of balancing the game. The better you do against your opponent the more your judgement will deteriorate, bringing you down to their level.
12
Stop messing with the cosmos, obama 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's fox news, they're not that stupid but their viewers are.
13
Dc vs. Marvel 23 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Marvel's put out far too many films in recent years to be pigeonholed like that.
2
Interesting social experiment 25 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"don't like the idea of taking sides to prove that one group is better than the other when all groups have both good and bad people, and none are superior."
Definitely an agnostic.
It really bothers me 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
whether they're handicapped*
damn autocorrect
2
It really bothers me 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The point is, you can't know just from looking at someone whether they're happened because they're fat or fat because they're handicapped.
17
Dc vs. Marvel 23 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Because dark and gritty stories are so hard to write. It's definitely not the same story over and over and over again.
Interesting social experiment 25 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Agnostic detected.
Interesting social experiment 25 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"Just because Christianity is the largest religion, doesn't mean its the most popular everywhere in the world."
It's a white guy with signs written in English, so it's safe to say that he's most likely in a native English-speaking country, and in every single one of those Christianity is the major religion.
1
Interesting social experiment 25 comments
guest · 9 years ago
There's a button for that, you don't need to write it in a comment.
6
Interesting social experiment 25 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Notice how the Christian bowl only has a bunch of coins*