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Woken 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If someone hits my kid, the other kid gets a black eye too. Even the score.
Cannot rely on teachers 100%. Kids need to learn to stand up for themselves.
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Love this guy’s optimism 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Quite a story. I foresee a lifelong bachelorhood for myself. If I do get married, however, I hope my first will also be my last.
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ONLY : "Wut" is allowed to be commented XD 22 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"Dating" may be a construct of the patriarchy, held over from the long period of time when men/boys could earn much more money than women/girls, but I can't help but notice that it's been retained long past that time merely because it results in free food and entertainment for the latter.
We don't deserve dogs 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Well would your dog if you even have one do that for you? It’s the thought that counts plus it is a dog not a human!
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Write a joke on the box 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
that guy deserves a slap
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Do you even bark, bro?! 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
No. This is Patrick
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Agree.? 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I ain't going to prison cus your stupid ass decided it was a good idea to study "Genderstudies"
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Receptive evanescent Cheetah 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
try to convence the animals you dont eat to be vegan too, if you can
Motivated and Over weighted 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Oh lawd
"Just one more game" 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
or give your gf attention when she's with you and now play fucking videogames
title (bc im lazy af) 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
who cares?
Finally a healthy meal 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's tainted with CFCs
Apple update to AirPods 2019 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Hello from the other side!
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Don't like to bother people 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Though it doesn't look it was close to the heart, piercing his left lung maybe, but not heart.
I'm in Ikea 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Now I want to see that picture :(
"Just one more game" 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Fuck off Jeff!
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Professional card thrower throws cards professionally 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
He put a phone there before they did the sketch
Find* what's wrong with this picture 104 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Als je ziet maan is en je zit ook op maan dat heb je nep maan daar staan
Les Espaces d'Abraxas, Noisy-le-Grand, France 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
سلام
To everyone affected: I hope you're doing okay. 36 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Unfortunately, the Prez doesn’t negotiate in good faith and changes based on which room he’s in. Therefore, although it’s painful, insisting he get it together when only some are affected avoids future painful and larger hissy fits. He will always be willing to let others suffer; he has a documented history of always done so. People who know this and voted for him anyway are betting THEY won’t come onto the chopping block. But giving in because he’s unreasonably childish and obdurate doesn’t fix the central issue any more than it would with any three year old. If he could be trusted to have just this one thing, MAYBE. But he can’t. He’ll do anyone dirty, so he can’t be given slack when he says this is his one true live-or-die issue. It’s just tried and true method of being bratty to get more from the other person than they would offer. Since hechimself isn’t in pain, no one important is suffering.
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Ducks 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I mean, what else do you call a troll? This is basically hiding a Nic Cage face somewhere for future lulz.
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Professional card thrower throws cards professionally 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
DAVID DOBRIK
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When you show peasant rebels mercy in CK2 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yes, the wound got infected and the infection killed him. However, the bolt was removed by a surgeon who apparently wasn't very skilled or careful, so the infection could have been from the shot or the surgery. (Still, even if it was the surgeon's fault, the boy was the one who shot him, so he gets the credit either way.)
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To everyone affected: I hope you're doing okay. 36 comments
guest · 5 years ago
hola, I cant wait to see how many thumbs down this gets and by all means go for it but please read the whole thing before hating on me. I voted for trump. there I said it. but heres the thing: I don't really like him as a person and think he should just shut the fuck up a lot of the time. I do think hes better than Hillary though and I think we are at a better place than we would have been. I'm not hating on Hillary, just stating my opinion and I know yall are all about that. I voted for the lesser evil in my mind. and he has actually done some good for the country if you look past the curtain of shit people have been throwing at him, with mostly good reason, for example he recently made it easier for people with a criminal record for a minor crime to get jobs, which in affect helps the unemployment rate, which has also gotten better. so with no tea no shade no pink lemonade I encourage yall to get the facts before you add onto or start an argument
To everyone affected: I hope you're doing okay. 36 comments
guest · 5 years ago
hi, long term lurker, wanted to nip a topic in the bud before it blooms into something bad, FDA inspection 'shut down' does not mean your food is not inspected. FDA sets regulations on things how different foods are inspected, whats legal etc. your food is still inspected. food companies (including produce) are legally required to hire people to inspect their food whether or not the government is shut down. I'm also getting my IPM (pesticide application) license and theres a surprisingly high tolerance for produce (tolerance = how much pesticide can be left on the produce when it gets shipped out) so still wash ya veggies and fruits peeps :) (also side note I don't mean to be demeaning in the parenthesis I swear I just know it isn't common knowledge for most)
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Female junkrat cosplay 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Nice!
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OK! Fine! We'll Go Camping! 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Hey you. I found your new house. Now you and Daisey can go too.
It’s just plain common knowledge 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Ugh finally. Can we stop pretending that like anyone doesn't hate the Jews?
Parallelogram Season is upon us! 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Ok fun with ignorant liberals time. Exactly how is Trump making "taxs" fucked up in your world? BTW it's "taxes" dear.
Parallelogram Season is upon us! 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Something or other changes about tax returns every year so whatever you may have learned in school would be incorrect by the time you used it anyway. Oddly enough tax return forms have something we like to call instructions. Perhaps the problem isn't that you weren't taught how to do taxes in school, but that you weren't taught reading comprehension?
How do you not notice this in blueprints? 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Parts of the building were probably added on later, so there full affect might not have been noticed
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To everyone affected: I hope you're doing okay. 36 comments
guest · 5 years ago
My tax return can be very late as long as we get the wall.
That amazing feeling... 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The worst is when you’re still half asleep, slightly stretch and get a cramp!
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Shit just got real!!! 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's illegal.merika
Clapback 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Zorro
How to get better 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If only I weren’t poor.
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Tyson was an animal 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Then crazy
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Make you all dry 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Or you know, be a damn adult and communicate.
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LOOK AT MAH PUPPER!!! (his name is Titus) 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
13/10 cuteness
BurRitOs 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Imagine how good it would have tasted yesterday... Today, its just yesterdays meh... Should have got it yesterday when you really needed it... Just doesnt satisfy me today... Should not have waited...That feeling is gone... Putting together the scraps wont make it whole again... Its over....
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Shaq petting this dude's beard 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Bearded guy is digging it level 9000. Fuck, I forgot I was on camera for a second
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Clapback 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Oh snap
Professional card thrower throws cards professionally 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
How does one become a professional card thrower?
It's anarchy out there 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
@flyingoctopus....racist to write "Do the Black person jog"...but NOT to write "Do the white person jog". *Face Palm*
So I got a new laptop 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Thanks god you took a picture of your computer instead of a screen grab. It makes the picture look way better that way.
What a fabulous sentence 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
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