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feel the BERN

who the fuck texts with their phone at eye level

pratt

racist

yea this is funny and all but why does it look like it was screenshotted by a toaster

what does the fact that hes white, cis, straight and male have to do with anything

most octopi rip off their dicks and throw them at the female to breed

DAN HOWELL HOLLA AT YOU

thats not an egg

its : asereje ja eje alfjihjgirhgueghruiegtrujihgikrhgtwikehgti

no thats not how it works at all

warning coloration. brightly colored animals tend to be very poisonous and other animals avoid them

vcbnm

i seriously doubt this

americans

or leonardo dicaprio you know

this kind of homophobic post make me want to puke

NO, Listen you dont want this candle. this candle is the literal spawn of satan. it tries to decieve you with its flower form but in reality its a possesed demon. if you buy this candle you wont ever see the light of day again. this candle will haunt you for days on end. you will hear the candle in your dreams. the song it makes sounds like an excorcism in the tuneof 'happy birthday'. when my sister was 7 we bought her this candle. it was all fun and games till the candle didnt turn off. EVER. WE EVEN THREW IT IN THE FUCKIN POOL AND HELD IT UNDERWATER FOR MINUTES AND IT WOULDNT TURN OFF. YOU KNOW WHAT IT DID? IT PLAYED ITS SONG IN POSSIBLY THE MOST POSSESSED WAY POSSIBLE. WE KEPT THE CANDLE OUTSIDE BUT I COULD STILL HEAR IT FROM MY ROOM. THIS CANDLE IS SATAN. DONT BUY THIS CANDLE.

i dont want superman if clark kent is wearing a fedora

how?

1980 was not a good year

YES

is that florida

is that dan howell

TESLA O<GMRGR G I LLOVVE

dear men, we do them for ourselves, not for you. get over yourselves

well ofcourse it going to bend if you bend it!! did u know that if you put a ur baby in a blender it will die? better consider that before you fucking have a baby!! what kind of logic is this

this is why i love funsubstance

this depends by topic tbh

i thought the dude had a mouth and a hole in his chin

LESLIES AT IT AGAIN

can i wear it

but how will the hairdresser cut your hair? they are constantly asking you to move your head a little

why would it even need a label? children cant even read

dED

so fucking edited just stop

WHY THE FUCK

IF HES THE THIRD BROTHER THE REASON WE NEVER SEE HIM BETTER NOT BECAUSE HES DEAD

I NEEEEEED

im in love

lmao thanks poptropica... first you take the sheep and wolf and only leave the wolf on the other side and take the sheep back. then leave the sheep and take the cabbage to the othher side and lastly take the cabbage

if only he wasnt gay

ohmy god its just a joke.... no one gets offended when they make fun of whitegirls o they?

my ocd is calm

ma nigga where is part 2

yea im really careful and i hate it when my other group members do stuff without thinking and ruin the damn project

face it you watch one episode of sherlock and ou start to think that you could even think like him, who wouldnt dress like him??

lmao