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Guys got a tiny dude sleepin on his shoulder and his beard be a horse.

Just cuz he has two girls doesn't mean they are dating. They could be related, or just awesome friends. Either way, that's really cool.

Opposite of grumpy cat

Probably already had a dent in it

I remember this video that was about what would happen if women treated men like men treat women and it had cat calling in it it was really funny.

I know right? Ain't nobody got time fo dat!

I dint really care about your opinions but one time I tried bacon and it tasted Nasty, like pork in general is crap.

Hahahahahhahahahahhahaha I can't get sunburned! I can only get tanner ;D

Just imagine the little boy waking up in the middle of the night suddenly, when his parents are asleep, then he sneaks outside through the open window. He then makes the journey to the graveyard, and sits by it, patiently. And the little demon child wakes up from his grave and the play all night. Finally, the sun is about to rise, and he heads back home, and gets into bed.

Yeah but those guys are the male version of sluts going around and fucking everyone and the other two guys actually found someone they loved and cared for, and she may as we'll be ten times prettier than those ones.

Yeah, but he chose to turn left. He could've just token another route to the guys house

Thank you so much for not making America a fat lump :3 I'm sick of that stereotype.

Old grandma meme: consume sleigh flesh?

That's why you don't bend over, you squat.
You know, unless you want the world looking at you hoohaa,
Weather you are male or female.

You have some mad long fingers...

Pluto prob did celebrate his bday it's just that we didn't. It just wasn't discovered, it still existed.

Well since there is no one else left go rob a gun store and shoot that bastard in the face.

Wait why do you buy cage eggs instead of cage free eggs because aren't cage egg chickens confined to small cages.

Hey,
1) it's just hair, it'll grow back
2) it's HER hair, she can do whatever the fuck she wants with it
3) some people can actually rock it, dont put them down
4) you're probably hurting the self esteem of someone who just got it/ wants to get it
AND LAST OF ALL never out your opinions on the internet ;)

"Uh, sure, you're beautiful."
*mailman gives look of disgust*

I think the word life hack works better

Since when is your vajayjay in your belly button.

Wow! He did such a good job recovering, even his shirt changed color.