On that day, at 9 O'clock exactly, a pie will be sacrificed.

Free-diver's dude.

Same. On the other hand, it makes the news so interesting.

Off-season avocados are kind-of expensive. But that's if you make it yourself. Buying it *is* more expensive, I think.

Same.

firefighter?

They're hard the first time. Once you get used to it (like, a week. Idk, man) then you start liking them. (Yes, Stockholm, why?)

NO! NO, I SPENT SIX YEARS ON A SWIM TEAM, I'M NOT GOING BACK!

Also, slaves weren't just one race. Everyone could be a slave as long as they were captured and sold.

Rome had like, 3 black emperors, they didn't care. They killed him for disrupting the peace, and cause the Jews were like, "he lives and we revolt and take our money"

Most of western art/Church belief is bible fan art.

Both.

Also, Christmas is like, 2nd (well, 3rd) Valentines day.

Ironically in the English language. It's...it's actually a regular adjective in Japanese.

Oh my god, dude, I feel you.

It's like a polar bear or something

Both of you are lucky. I'm only a couple sizes above average, and even I have problems with them. (Also, when they're big, they tend to change size between "big", and "try fitting in your bra, loser" And they hurt!)

Asexuals don't want sex. They can totally fall in love. The Aromantics, on the other hand, only like friendship, so *they* might be markless.