Superman kicks more ass than anyone!

I had to look up the song to remember it. Have heard it though

I can cook (ramen)

The bus broke through the wall and it's saying "OH YEAH".... like the Kool aid man.

I freaking lost it at the Asians xD

That was freaking cool tbh

Famous people date other famous people because they are on the same level (status.) Famous people are attracted to famous people, it's pretty simple.

Beginning*

I feel like that's the begging of a porno

That security/cop ain't gonna catch shit xD

Lol I lost it at "you fucking lettuce" xD

Was that drake?

Short girls are cute as duck and preferred by me

Hit me up on that Xbox
GT:CooterConqueror

Some looked a little too realistic -_-

No. In the last one the cat looks like it's trying to be sexy and posing for the camera. Work it

She reminds me of Amy from the big bang theory

I have that same remote too. Except mines is broken now

I loves those movies

U can't play it for half an hour cuz that's how long it takes to load the multiplayer

I miss Smallville :( why can't it be on Netflix

What barney Stinson says his pick ups

Believe it or not I sometimes looked at my dog to see how he drank water like that. I wonder no more and it's weirder than I thought

Both heros are good. it's really hard to tell who would win that fight but it would be awesome to watch. It doesn't really matter which one is cooler or more bad ass. They're both cool bad assess

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