CooterConqueror

cooterconqueror


Gold coins, Ocarinas, and Pokéballs
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I like my women how I like my juice....Naked.
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Kik: Little_Conqueror
IG: cooterconker

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Good guy Marshall 3 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
I'm such a good guy (my name is Marshall)
All the freaking time 16 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Especially when u tryna masturbate
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This needs to happen again 32 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Dodge ball isn't even bad, it's a fun game idk what the big deal ever was
What 15-year-old miley cyrus (2008) wore to her first vmas 20 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Does she remind anyone else of The Joker in the right picture? Just the smile of course
Jennifer Lawrence doing the horse thing 7 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Doing the horse thing to Jennifer Lawrence.
Gamer Girl 4 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
I have met some hot gamer girls on Xbox though.
Passed out on the bar 3 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Boobs are awesome
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Sometimes puberty deserves a standing ovation 30 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Lol you guys are so funny, I didn't just start looking good just magically because of puberty. If you wanna look good you gotta do things to make you look good. You have to change yourself. I started doing my hair, belive it or not your hair makes a huge difference. I shave everyday, I bought clean and clear y face because I had bad acne, I'm wearing braces now to help wit my teeth, and I work out when I can. I'm not buff but I look decent. If you want change you have to force change, it's really quite simple.
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Sometimes puberty deserves a standing ovation 30 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
I got really handsome after puberty, and I was butt ugly as a kid. Not even kidding, couldn't even get a gf
Oh I miss XP 4 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
I like how his arms suddenly became spaghetti at the end
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Technically the same species 11 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
That is one bad ass looking K9
Yin yang sun & moon 7 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
That is really cool, I love it
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She likes to watch 16 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Lol good one
Here's a fun fact 17 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
I can confirm this as a guy. I didn't know about the girl though
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Brain freeze 4 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
I think he just had a rush of diabetes
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Tastes like chicken 8 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
The fish is so horrified
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Strange bird looks like a dog 5 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Goat? Idk, seems like a bald headed eagle to me.
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Strange bird looks like a dog 5 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
That is quite the weird looking bird
Scary 4 3 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Looks like a doll with no eyes. Reminds me if Chucky
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Dragons 3 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Very imaginative, I'll give you that
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She likes to watch 16 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
That would actually end up hurting her
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How to stop a thief 11 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
I like how much of a boss he is wakin super slow and cool towards the guy he just Fucked up
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Gentle giant. Whoa! 13 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
Red hare
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Winter is love 136 comments
cooterconqueror · 8 years ago
I love winter! :D but then again I live in Phoenix, Arizona