But ya still enjoy doing nothing. Doing nothing is the best

I miss my 95 Camry. I swear it would still be kicking if I hadn’t hydroplaned and smashed it into a highway divider...

I hate everything about this. ...Can I buy one?

Ugh this is a huge pet peeve of mine from working at a salon that does waxing. It’s not about gender. It’s about being trained to wax certain areas. I guarantee most esthetician’s don’t care what you identify as, do what you want, but they certainly don’t want to agree to wax an area they don’t know how and risk inflicting some serious harm.

These were the best! And they had all different cereal flavors, too!

This makes me think of Al Johnson’s in Wisconsin! It’s a Swedish restaurant in Door County with grass on the roof and they let the goats graze up there!

Wait so what DO you do?!?!

I just watched that a couple days ago! It was stuck in my head again after years of never thinking about it and I had to hear it again.

Psh! That’s so dumb. Who would even need that? ....so where can I buy one.... for... research?

Green milk

My grocery store plays “Singing in the Rain” when the produce misters come on

...is that...is that a pun?

Read that as “Parrot makes guns from scrap metal”.

Judge Judy... I have no idea how that will turn out.

It ain’t treason if you win!

What book is this? I need it, both for this sage wisdom and its tinyness.

I like the guy being smacked in the face with the oar

I’m going to admit it took me far too long to see the problem

Ok I used to be against cargo shorts until my boyfriend (at the time) wore them to a movie theater with me. Life changed. So many snack hiding pockets.

My computer has an “close all open windows” button right next to the mute button. I’ve lost so much because of it

I like how he also gives him the bigger half of the cookie