Oh you want to press 'backspace' or 'delete'? Enjoy accidentally

My computer has an “close all open windows” button right next to the mute button. I’ve lost so much because of it

My keyboard had a power-off button between the letter keys and the number pad. I think that stupid button elicited more profanity from me than just about anything. I finally dug the entire thing out of my keyboard with a screwdriver.