Yo guys what was your fav colour of pants mine was purple

protect this boi at the vet. Evil vet does a big hurt!

I am committed to learning Japanese and I am a slight regret

It’s not a miracle it’s a self-aware coincidence

God: “Well if that’s how you wanna play it son.”

Translated:
My mother has a big nose, bless her (which means they feel bad for her) and she was on a date with a guy and he said if you do the backstroke people will think there’s a shark in the water

Basically how this works is you'd push it in and hold, and electricity running through it would cause it to heat up. This is why the hole is used to charge GPS and the sort

If you think about how cancer is a mutation, there's always a random possibility of this happening

Dude you know you can click the x at the top and say you don’t want to I see the ad

Probably because you've been staring at your phone till midnight