My dad has a similar story. Apparently there was a whole family of rats in a box. His job was to open the box while his brothers whacked the rats.
He opened it and they all streamed out.... truly horrifying

Thanks for taking one for the team my dude

Then I’m 100% certain that isn’t the real Area 51. If some people make it in, they’ll find a bunch of empty warehouses and a staff room

Radiation causes cells to reproduce weirdly.
It may make one part of you grow lumps.... but it may also give you cancer

He’s a river turtle

In memory? It has a photo included

No hablo espanol

How do they even k ow where it is

Isn’t it 3.14159?
Oof get fukin smashed

@grimreaper is it time?

I’m not entirely sure, but I know several people who have read the Percy Jackson books and are gay.
Surprisingly, I know 2 who aren’t.

On a better quality image the fan unscrews itself.

Unfortunately no. These are tectonic plates. A slap would only impact the first meter of dirt at the very most

Prove it with pic

You see in this image that the man does not catch on fire.
In this image, it is not stuff getting burnt that is funny, but his own stupidity.
So this is irrelevant, guest

Killer Bean my friend.
There's a sequel/reboot out on the interwebs

I didn’t either, but it just sounded wrong

Isn’t it survive, adapt,overcome?