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Monke 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
He gotta make up for it somehow
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uwu 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
@guest_ you know what to do. Tell us about your favourite topic
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FunSub Friend Appreciation 146 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
Love you too dude
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Here's the Deal [Predictive Text Game For The Truly Bored] 36 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
2020 isn’t going to repeat disasters twice
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Glad someone is keeping track 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
*the zookeeper that has been following the drama for years with an avid interest*
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Oh my word 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
It’s like wearing a wet blanket over your jumper. Uncomfortable, cold, but not totally unbearable.
Dogs have an “undercoat” that is usually kept dry by the outer fur
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I can’t take a cold ass shower 25 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
Have you experienced 40oC days? Cold showers are the best
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I can’t take a cold ass shower 25 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
I’ve read that if you go with the grain there’s less chance of getting itchy. But idk
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Here's the Deal [Predictive Text Game For The Truly Bored] 36 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
Here’s the deal if you don’t have a good time you don’t have any money to go back and do it for me your time is going over it is just a little thing for me I don’t want you guys. (After that it stops making sense)
I’m very sorry guys holy shit. I sound like the most selfish person on the planet
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Daily dose of bad wisdom #4 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
Read the title.
This is a series of bot-generated inspirational quotes.
Sperm ~o 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
It’s because the females immune system attacks the sperm.
Old girl got chonky immune system
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Fishy Fun Day #45: Language Game Edition 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
What is this, a crossover episode?
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Glad someone is keeping track 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
You see that one with all the lines leading to it on the right hand side? She got all the boys
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Cat and Honker 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
This just shows how big Canadian geese are
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I told you that 13 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
.... I live in Australia. I don't know how to tell you I live nearly on the opposite side of the globe
but, 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
For people who can't read upside down:
Then they went to Vnus and They saw lots of girls. [I think that's what it says. That or gas]
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I told you that 13 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
For the people who can't read blur:
They saw a martian
They killed it. All three of them flew around.
Anon has sex with a kiwi girl 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
Tho as an aussie I MUST say: "Fush and chups"
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Anon has sex with a kiwi girl 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
>end up having sex on her bed and that's when I lost it
"yis yis"
"your duck is so good"
"why are you laughing so much haha"
I'm watching myself hitting it from behind on a huge sliding wardrobe mirror cracking up
"ah yis fuck me deddy" [another capped one]
I straight up fell off her convulsing with laughter
woke up this morning with the worst ab DOMS in my life from laughing
[Poor kiwi in the bottom right like "are our accents really that bad" poor thing lol]
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Anon has sex with a kiwi girl 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
"oh, I'm always here, and you?"
"yis me too ivver since I qwut drunking I've bun hutting the jumm hard [you can see many people cap this one]
trying my best not to laugh at her voice we ended up working out "together" and flirting heavily the whole time
after her last set she tells me
"I usually do cardio but my place is round the corner if you want to work up a swit.... wunk wunk [you can see this capped too]
Go to her place and hop in shower with her
"anon you're jecked"
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Anon has sex with a kiwi girl 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
riiight lets get this started. Microscopes out:
How is it to have sex with a Fitness girl? Better/Worse? Is it tighter? I'm talking about big but natural girls like megsquats [??? i think thats what they said]
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SOMEONE PLS POST THE BASED MEGSQUATS COOMER
[Next green line is impossible to read, the letters merge]
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>enter gym Friday night
empty except for one blonde qt
decide to say hi
"thought I'd have the place to myself haha, I'm anon what's your name?"
"I'm Eshley noice to meet yoo"
instantly recoil at weird accent and ask her where she's from
"I'm a kiwi, from new zullund, what are you doing hier [?? word looks like ubs] the weekend?"
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I took an 81 megapixel shot of earthshine on the moon. Zoom in to see the craters! 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
Bro that slowed down my whole computer
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I can’t take a cold ass shower 25 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
Yeah I've never had trouble with dry shaving, but I find it's easier to wash away the hair in the shower
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Transformer deaths 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
Doing burnouts in a corpse.
Metal
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Anyone else jump or just me? 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 years ago
duh