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Why does he look like that?! 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
This either says “Ori palace koko” or “ori baresu koko”
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The car of the future yesterday 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
Wait why does the spare goat go 1937 km/h? Why not just use that one and get anywhere instantly?
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Not creepy at all! 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
*strokes the back of the hand*
just needs a lil love
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So that's why 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
It’s especially true for height. “He’s 1.74m tall” just sounds like a science notation
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Rated XXX 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
That's a stupid way of doing it tho
Rated XXX 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
Y'know, they coulda put "494" instead of 6 and 500. Cos thats how roman numerals work
Or 54 and 499
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What a lovely pair of .. 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
I get that the joke is supposed to be it's called a booby but still
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Would you party with these guys? 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
3rd dude has something weird goin on with his pants ngl
Number 47 said to number 3: "You're the cutest orc I ever did see" 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
because his face is too big for his body
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"You thinking what I am thinking?" 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
It’s worse that Ice King is Marcy’s adoptive father
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The easiest scapegoat is literally right there, guys 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
Nah Americans pride reaches the point where they have to have some sort of involvement in literally all history since their colonisation so...
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This feels true 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
Or they're just stuck in an unhealthy relationship with you, because you haven't solved your issues.
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You came to the wrong forest 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
Vegetables that grow on low bushes are crazy as well. Like cucumbers
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The man with the big snake 9 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
In Australia they bring other animals too. That’s how I was able to hold a potoroo
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The man with the big snake 9 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
Hmm, I also saw a snake with my class, but I don't think it was at the school...
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Don’t forget the robberies as well 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
I personally wondered if either one of them was inspired
Saw the pocket watch meme. I have one but the chain broke :( 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
I got it at a local market. I took their business card but I think I lost it
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pen*s now intact 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
Is that really a body part tho? hmm
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You know 69, and 420; But do your know the OG funny number? 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
Ah, the age of the calculator
Can I get an attendance check. I miss y’all 19 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
I've been working as a lurker. No stars 4 me anymore
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Builders in the middle ages used some pretty shitty materials 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
I think it's implying there's some feces in there
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Answer me 11 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
This is what I was talking about on discord. Thief
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