CDB

creativedragonbaby


Why are you reading this?

— CDB Report User
My money is on 2 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
3 is obviously going to win. It has Texas *and* Florida.
7
Poor kitty has to undergo treatment 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
CAT scan?
Nah, kitten scan
4
Halp needed 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
That means you're standing right in front of your room
3
I don't know and do NOT want to know! 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
https://myanimelist.net/anime/32587/Shoujo_Ramune
I mean, it's a pedo hentai. Not particularly unique in the grand scheme of things.
· Edited 2 years ago
Trust the science in the newspaper 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
The first one doesn't mention eating the egg. So do I just... rub it on myself or something?
1
I did a double take on this one 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
You could also be pronounced clinically dead for a short period of time
2
Lifehack! 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
If they’re the love of my life I shouldn’t give a shit, gimme gimme.
4 · Edited 2 years ago
Dead portal meme 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
A
Think of it in a slightly different way: someone is standing. A portal rushes towards them, they go straight through. Portals work purely as holes.
1 · Edited 2 years ago
based 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
The flattest ass in the west
1
Proud to be a GGNAT 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
I legitimately did not see that at first.....
1
Froggos '23 #13/Froppy Friday the 13th - Face to Face with the Psycho 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
No she's actually explaining the lore of Warhammer 40K
1
Proud to be a GGNAT 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
NEOUE
A great quality to have
I got either a chair or a pair of shorts. I'm taking the shorts 16 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
There is literally nothing to the right of me. It's a wall.
1
People are weird 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
It's more of "I'm bored and want somewhere fun I can take my baby"
3
Fish Are Friends, Not Food 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
Because he’s eating fries not fish
1
I would watch the heck out of this 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
There are no bad ideas, only bad executions
3
This is so sad can we hit women 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
You
Bamboozled 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
How tf do you incinerate with poison
1
47 million people 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
They said personal. I doubt Mao killed them all with his own hands
Science! 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
Time, environment, and available resources.
1
Could be like that 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
Not if I go to Greece! I’ll just pretend to be an oracle kekw
2
Could be like that 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
Yeah basic hygiene is a big one.
Also teaching them that nitrogen increases crop yield.
2
W drug sniffing dog 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
They sit in front of the person.
And it would likely be an explosives dog, yeah.
Greetings, mortal 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 years ago
"Greetings, head."
Only works if you have something more than they do
1