The third one
Food Wars smfhhhh

Uhhh that's a plus??? In what world is this a detriment? Unless she's homicidal

Be motivated but also weigh the dangers

Marketing.
Those diamond moguls won’t be billionaires without it! :((

Yeah but I bet you can't keep your arm up for an hour. Gravity always wins in the end

3 is obviously going to win. It has Texas *and* Florida.

CAT scan?
Nah, kitten scan

That means you're standing right in front of your room

https://myanimelist.net/anime/32587/Shoujo_Ramune
I mean, it's a pedo hentai. Not particularly unique in the grand scheme of things.

The first one doesn't mention eating the egg. So do I just... rub it on myself or something?

You could also be pronounced clinically dead for a short period of time

If they’re the love of my life I shouldn’t give a shit, gimme gimme.

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Think of it in a slightly different way: someone is standing. A portal rushes towards them, they go straight through. Portals work purely as holes.

The flattest ass in the west

NEOUE
A great quality to have

There is literally nothing to the right of me. It's a wall.

It's more of "I'm bored and want somewhere fun I can take my baby"