Jesse

cryingchicken


I' m a guy who may or may not cry... like a chicken

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That's the spirit!!! 6 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
didn't even notice the pun at first
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The proper way to sell cheese 3 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
Some of them want to use you
BAM! Another baby 5 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
That sounds awesome
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Treating PE like the Olympics 19 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
I hate when people get make fun of you for being a "try hard"
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Interesting... 22 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
avoiding spoilers for that game would be almost impossible
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What I would do 118 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
You smart motherf*cker
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It's easy to tell it's him 15 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
whoever it is, we can all agree that its not the guy at the front left
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Advanced logic 21 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
The Great White North... Canada
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I can't even draw a Magikarp 14 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
... so why did i get so many downvotes?
Damn mondays 10 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
I didn't even recognize him
What I would do 118 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
before you punch yourself just give em a flick, if you dont have to sit down from the pain then you're lying
I can't be the only one 27 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
what the hell's flappy birds?
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I just love this part 15 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
I am the alpha! I have nothing to fear... *eats chicken nugget*... *cries a little*
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Advanced logic 21 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
woo free healthcare *high five*
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I just love this part 15 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
so you eat chicken while crying, or you eat a chicken that is crying?
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I just love this part 15 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
gosh golly gee williker batman how'd you get to be so darn smart
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I just love this part 15 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
whats this from
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Tumblr compilation 11 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
I think you're a tumboner. (Dont actually mean it it just sounded funny)
Aw, Ellen. 6 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
I'm a guy, and its not the size of the egg but the quality of the yolk (joke)
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Another "Deport Bieber" petition! 23 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
I hate him as much as the next guy and most of his songs are crap... but i have to admit he is actually very talented, some of old youtube stuff is actually very good... We should still throw him in a volcano though
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Damn mondays 10 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
don't we all?
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Nawhales > you 5 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
i think that last one is actually a narwhal disguised as a whale disguising itself as a narwhal
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Aw, Ellen. 6 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
i love ellen
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I can't even draw a Magikarp 14 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
What happened to my beautiful magikarp
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And you're out 15 comments
cryingchicken · 10 years ago
rwj