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cryscross


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Wow you don't need to watch weather forecast anymore 10 comments
cryscross · 4 years ago
I live in Iowa. It would have to be able to show multiple things at once to forecast a whole day
What could have been 3 comments
cryscross · 4 years ago
His real name is Earving.
Alabama on a 100 here 3 comments
cryscross · 4 years ago
....I would rather just be wrong in ignorance.... *Shudders*
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Laughs in lolicon 8 comments
cryscross · 4 years ago
I'm pretty sure a three year old wasn't by herself at a water well and drew enough water for several thirsty camels
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Alabama on a 100 here 3 comments
cryscross · 4 years ago
You can definitely tell their lips don't touch
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Consider the following 3 comments
cryscross · 4 years ago
The heads have full bodies though
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Waiting for hackers to accidentally delete all student loans 2 comments
cryscross · 4 years ago
There was one company a while back that list a bunch of people promissory note and was forced to cancel all their debts
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Before & After Losing 150lbs 3 comments
cryscross · 4 years ago
Again, I love when these before and after have the person smiling in both
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Miracles do happen 8 comments
cryscross · 4 years ago
Either way makes them awesome
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I’m going to Evan’s for Thanksgiving 1 comments
cryscross · 4 years ago
It WOULD be sushi...
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The top part 10 comments
cryscross · 4 years ago
Once only in my life have I seen a man sit in such a way that I felt it qualified as manspreading. His knees were three feet apart. Feet probably about 5 feet apart and splayed across half the bus aisle. Other than that most men I've seen only spread a little, as REQUIRED, and are aware of those around them
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It's got a different ring to it 3 comments
cryscross · 4 years ago
Well said
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It's got a different ring to it 3 comments
cryscross · 4 years ago
I think the difference is MLK is addressing apathy, while LeBron is addressing burnout. For this first time in history we have constant access to the scope of Injustice everywhere. We see it in all corners all the time. To feel like we personally have to fix it all is exhausting and impossible. Sometimes you just have to pick one thing and make a difference there
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I think twice until now 8 comments
cryscross · 4 years ago
Wouldn't have been born. C-section baby.
Attend thy hootenanny 3 comments
cryscross · 4 years ago
We need a version of a midsummer night's dream with witches and cowboys instead of night and day fairies
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We need name suggestions (see comments below) 37 comments
cryscross · 4 years ago
So very sad. RIP
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Just throwing this out here 19 comments
cryscross · 4 years ago
Oh woops. Sorry thanks for pointing that out
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Just throwing this out here 19 comments
cryscross · 4 years ago
Pretty sure the "white slaves" we're indentured servants that agreed to a certain number of years to pay their passage into the new world. They weren't kept forever and then bred like cattle
We need name suggestions (see comments below) 37 comments
cryscross · 4 years ago
Have you picked yet?
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Are you ready to be sad? I sure wasn't 15 comments
cryscross · 4 years ago
I finally realized a few years ago that the few cats in my life that I have actually liked, have all been black cats
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We need name suggestions (see comments below) 37 comments
cryscross · 4 years ago
Pickle.
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Praise these doctors 12 comments
cryscross · 4 years ago
Right above it explains this was an accidental she caused to herself
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Yawns 2 comments
cryscross · 4 years ago
Right, also if the person is close enough they can feel the vibration of sound and would know it wasn't a scream
Can't find the error here 18 comments
cryscross · 4 years ago
They already do drug tests. Testosterone levels testing is actually a pretty simple blood test