I once got a shot glasses worth of monster as a sample and had a stomach ache for the next two hours. Never again

Anywhere with winter has this problem

My digestive system. Tired of feeling awful and having a ton of stuff I can't eat

I'm digging the couple in the second row

My favorite part is the hammock

Kinda speaks to how much stress you were causing her, doesn't it?

Hi! Snowing here in Iowa too. Where you at?

" How about a signed autograph instead?"

My brain has definitely decided that these are the prequels to "Klaus"

My hometown!

If people stopped putting air in the bags the amount of complaining about the crumbs.... Just make all the bags transparent like tortilla chips so you know what you're getting.

Scooby is a Great Dane. It's not the same with a smaller dog

I live in Iowa. It would have to be able to show multiple things at once to forecast a whole day

His real name is Earving.

I'm pretty sure a three year old wasn't by herself at a water well and drew enough water for several thirsty camels

You can definitely tell their lips don't touch

The heads have full bodies though

There was one company a while back that list a bunch of people promissory note and was forced to cancel all their debts

Again, I love when these before and after have the person smiling in both