Get her, Ron Weasley.
Avada Kedavra.

Well, I mean...I've never seen a kite with teeth.

I don't understand how "Chef Boyardee" could be translated to homosexuality.
Maybe I'm reading this post wrong.

Yeah, but her hair stylist should be killed.

So this IS possible, I thought it was just a myth.

I'm gonna drown in the purp.

I want to paint a room in only this, and see how long it takes me to lose my sanity while sitting inside it.

Long live the king.

Boo, Graveler.
Get good, ghost kid.

Americans Crap Metal.
That's my new website, back off.

Not relaxing for that squirrel.

She blinded me with science.

"HEY OPEN UP IT'S YOUR PARENTS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
"Browsing the Internet..."
"COME HAVE DINNER OR WE'LL TAKE YOU DOWNTOWN."

Hey, it's better than having crabs.

The TRUE banana hammock.

If you're having relationship issues, keep it off Facebook.
You'll only make it worse.

"Don't look at Abe, I can feel him judging us."

Hey, we all have that problem sometimes.

*doesn't make joke about Asians eating cats*

He shouldn't pick on the poor stormtrooper. He works hard at his job.

Half-Waffle-Face, the new villain terrorizing Gotham's streets.

This is who I want to be when I grow up.

"Pardon me, but go do something else."