It's also in a Weird Al song, so.

The spider's name was Mr. Skinnylegs.

Well, that's great, but none of these are me, so still wondering.

Hmmmm, not just "hunt" either.

boy i don't know your sense of taste definitely isn't connected to your sense of smell or anything

I mean, she's definitely fat. That's real.

David Spade.

Ha,

Willing to donate 15k just like that.
Good man.

How does he know that's a picture of himself?

My brain can't handle this. I've been wrong for so long.

It also looks like if you eat it, you die instantly.

Oh, it's a condom. I thought the lighter part was a big, smiling mouth and I couldn't figure out where the rest of the face was.

I felt my balls tighten as he fell. It was a primal fear I felt.

this meme is backwards, unless you're very excited to have no friends, and you accidentally bought a board game you hate.

i don't fucking think so

What a...STROKE of luck.

Tolkien: "You don't understand, I HAVE to die this year so someone can make unnecessary assumptions many years from now!"

Easily the best hidden joke I've seen. Bush indeed.

Thooooose are cursed.

More like adults, kids don't know Pac-Man like we do.

I mean, he knows it's another owl, at least.

stop telling women what they can't and can't do, they don't upload selfies for you

Except that's not what comes up when you search "most likely place to get shot in canada".
fake news

Ha, you got me.