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Greek plays get me 12 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
if you want to relate to the gods read percy jackson. i guarantee 100% you will get it right and ass that play.......although...on second thought....ah neah. you'll be the best!!!
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Spiders do care 4 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
and imagine their surprise when you suddenly kill them or throw them out. and the poor spiders wonder "FOR WHAT?? WHY??????we have bern paying rent. Why ARE YOU SO CRUEL??!?!"
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i love these... can anyone find me more? 8 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
another one i hate is: you had the purpose of failing and/but you succeded. is that a failure or a succes?
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An inventor's idea for cleaner oceans 10 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
at least it's smth. and smth is a looot more better than nothing
maybe in the next 10 years or so we will be able to clean the oceans completely, but till then this is GOLD
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Expensive art vs free art 17 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
yeah. you're right. some artists are horrible
Expensive art vs free art 17 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
i wouldnt mind having that on my property. hell i will be happy and thank the artist
Kids say the funniest and smartest things sometimes 17 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
well. bummer you dont watch spn.
All the references you could have made!!!!
i just really hope there is someone called literally Castiel and he's kicking ass
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Random interesting facts compilation 4 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
the ET one i DID NOT want to hear or read or whatever
and god help me i am going to kill those contractors and then cry for the sake of what humanity has become
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Kids say the funniest and smartest things sometimes 17 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
and here i always thought Cass came because he is a big fan of Supernatural.
i didnt even think about cassie or any other name
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Kids say the funniest and smartest things sometimes 17 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
oh god
the last one IS KILLING ME
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Education in other parts of the world 13 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
as i was reading your comment i was laughing my ass off (just at the first part because the one after AND is so damn true)
you americans just keep forgetting that not everyone lives in the states and that plenty of people from this site live in europe (or australia, or asia, or every other country you want to chose) and they dont have to get rid of those things you mentioned so dont call them dumbasses for nothing
but beyond that i generally think you are right. you just have to get your shit together and you will be able to do whatever you please
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BOOKS 10 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
i am reading this but all i can think about is when rachel and ross got busted for singing this to their child and how this version would have been such a great excuse!
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Because paint is better than hair 16 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
Mu friend had painted eyebrows. but only because we were having sort of a prank war
and I WON
YAY for me
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"how do i clean my baby using a toothpick and a lifetime supply of peanut butter" 7 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
i think you guys are missing the most important question here.
How do you get a lifetime supply of peanut butter?!?!??
How life works 8 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
as ugly as i am???? COME ON PEOPLE.... I am Fabulous
and so are you!!! Self confidence is the key
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Liquid ice? 12 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
no problem. I love high fives. and anyone speaking a language i dont know is worth it
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Liquid ice? 12 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
did you hear that one whitte collar or did a research? and if its the first one, HIGH FIVE
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Awesome foam printer 9 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
now that i think about it, kassdestruction is probably the closest to the truth
although my floating alphabet sounds SO MUCH BETTER, so dont dare ruin it with your assumptions( that may or may not be true) :D
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The border of the United States and Canada 24 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
so what if someone ACTUALLY touches it?
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Gonna slap the black out of you 1 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
the equivalent of Clara Oswald's 'I'll smack you so hard you'll regenerate'
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Awesome foam printer 9 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
BUT what it is? as far as i can tell it is the letters A and B smashed together. are they trying to make a floating alphabet, because THAT would be freakish cool.
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How I feel when I'm high 5 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
does the one on the left look like David Tennant or I really should stop obsessing and rewatching Doctor who?
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What if? 21 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
this picture looks like a strangely shapped spider, and I AM TERRIFIED of those
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School in america 11 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
Actually, it was just because she hated Drake. like REALLY hated
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Cool Wi-Fi networks 4 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
and then there's jamesgangnet, completely obvious to the whole thing. or he just had a fight with all the neighbourhoud
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