DarthSagacious

darthsagacious


Directions unclear; accidentally aimed a GRB at Earth in the future.

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Periodic cake 4 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Flerovium and Livermorium weren't given their names until 2012, so this cake is no more than 5 years old, making the kid a maximum age of 11.
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The power of the PC 12 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I once heard that you can use computers for things other than porn, memes, social media, and games. I'm not sure what else there is in life, but I've heard some weird things.
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not about the boobies 35 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
This is a good message. I am not uncomfortable. I hate the media portrayal of breast cancer, and it actually screws up a lot of research opportunities for other cancers. It's gotten better, after things like the Recalcitrant Cancer Research Act of 2012, but still, it shouldn't takes acts of Congress to get people interested in or funding for other cancers with poorer outcomes.
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Why tf not ? 5 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
It looks *cue song* radioactive
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Whatever it is, just send him 25 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Unfortunately, I don't know how to give damns, I just know how to take them without giving a damn that I'm being damned.
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SOMEBODY 2 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
You are the one that got the D
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Bastards! 16 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
"You idiots, I was supposed to be cremated"
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Whatever it is, just send him 25 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I'm already pretty damned. But thanks for the addition.
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Finally, someone speaking some sense 2 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Calling yourself a writer because you copied and pasted a bunch of other people's words.
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What a long nap 9 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
The longest I have ever slept was 17 hours, and that was after being awake for 4 days straight.
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Braille memes are the dankest 8 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
It's almost as if it is hard to find things when one is blind.
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Whatever it is, just send him 25 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
You need lover glue? Sounds kinky.
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Fact that might save your life 9 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Or you can just wait for the pressure to equalize, calm down, take a nice last breath, easily open the car door and swim up.
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Ssuuummmerrrrr 6 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
You can take off your skin. It won't help cool you down, but you can do it.
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Welcome to the age of the Jetsons 8 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Which makes them "identified"
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Kisses own shoulder* it's okay ;-; 15 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Fantastic, I am below average at something else.
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Through a bridge 3 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Bunker buster. But don't look up the Urban Dictionary definitions for it.
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you don't know me 5 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I could love a pig and I've eaten dog before. Other countries do things differently.
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Welcome to the future 9 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Applianception
Why doesn't this happen more 2: Rape doesn't need proof 29 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I think your cuteness is probably the only thing that can bring people back from the dead.
Get yourself a nick to spice up your life 3 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I'm kinda both. Sometimes I know better, but I try anyways out of scientific curiosity.
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Crossfit gone awry 4 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
When video games inspire fitness.
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He is 10 or 45 ? 11 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Schrodinger's smoker
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f*ck mushrooms 24 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
The chef will be like "today I have made for you an amuse bouche consisting of roasted duck confit with a rosemary mint butter creme and..." and the normal judge will be like "bro just say duck on a cracker and bring it over"
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f*ck mushrooms 24 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I am with rwby on this one. They aren't magically delicious, they are scientifically atrocious.
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