I feel the same way about Christmas. Fucking lay off me. It’s NEVER too early.

Did you know there was one kid who survived falling down the falls unintentionally? All he had was a life vest on and was picked up by one of the boats that goes super close to the falls.

He looks like he’d sound like the voice of Tigger.

My heart broke a little

Priorities

I have a friend who works in the movie industry and he helped film a movie vin diesel was in and he said vin diesel’s an asshole. When they landed at the place they were filming at, vin diesel made all of the trailers he was using form into the shape of a V the whole time they were filming.

That’s how the economy works, buddy.

Why is this so true though?

I always get anxiety when I have to make phone calls

I know that this is how a lot of workers are

I set my alarm early cause it takes me forever to get ready.

So precious

Of course he’s from Havasu. Why wouldnt he be?

This shit clearly doesn’t work. Try watching Jimmy Kimmel.

If I rubbed one would a genie come out?

This never happened to me cause people actually liked me.

“The Hills are aliveeeee with the sound of music!” (Yes, I know it takes place in Austria but the scenery is similar)