Might I also recommend Metamucil. It saved me when my body was super backed up and constipated. To top it all off, it gives you a clean wipe so you only have to wipe 3 times max, instead of 50.

Love the detail

Well at least I dont shit in a box

Why don’t I get this?

So the other day I went to a dispensary (it’s legal here) and bought some weed for my sibling and myself. I had $40 and my brother’s item cost $30. I asked the dude if I could get anything there for $10 and he brought me over to the pre rolled joints. They were ten each so I asked for one. He offered me a free candy and bagged up my items. When I got back in my car to give my brother his pen I saw that there were a few extra joints put in my bag. I was like, how thoughtful. I told both My brother and my boyfriend and they said he was simping. I feel weird about it now, but hey at least I got some free stuff

Okay Jenna Marbles imposter

This is dumb

Fairy Godmother giving Cinderella a dose of the truth

But who is receiving the sixth hand?

Big oof

Cursed

Thank you kind sir for making my day with this meme

Tis a good story

Germany’s where you’d wanna have a meat vending machine. I wouldn’t hesitate to eat anything from there

I once read a smut about Ronald McDonald and his buddy grimace, and I think about it sometimes.

Weeb

Fucking COVID is putting everyone outta business.

I’m saving this for when I start teaching

Oh no, please don’t tell me this game’s bad

This is way too relatable lol. I’m on speed dial at my work, but thank God I love my job