*soviet union anthem plays*

Then also make sure one of your best friends watches your girlfriend die in her sleep.

He really did create a whole new country free from the British, and then did his own thing. Love that energy

Is this a Witcher reference? Or am I just a nerd?

Squear buear

So… coming out?

Indeed it is

But German made cars definitely dominate Europe…

They say sticking things in your anus intenses things anyways, so I think that’s a step in the right direction

As they should

Okay but there definitely is someone for everyone

But let’s be real here, is it worth it?

How the turns have tabled

I love the smirk, too. Seeing that, and feeling like you matter to a lot of people, only to be memed on by this nerd.

Why is this an actual story?

Is this why some dudes are into older women?

Keep telling yourself that buddy

What a mouthful

But, in order to be a dad you must a.) tell dad jokes b.) golf with the buddies, and c.) bbq some good ass meat