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Canada takes over 25 comments
dave99 · 9 years ago
Laughed my ass off so hard...funniest thing I've seen in quite a while.
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Hands are weird 8 comments
dave99 · 9 years ago
This is why being ambidextrous is fucking awesome.
Farewell, Middle Earth :'( 9 comments
dave99 · 10 years ago
Loved this. Was an honour journeying with you all! And pray they make a Silmarillion movie :D
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Someone explain this 18 comments
dave99 · 10 years ago
Here's the thing; In linguistics, an "S" sound softened (palatalised) is pronounced as "SH". Assuming the letter "E" in "Sean" is pronounced "EE", the "S" can be pronounced as "SH", because the "EE" sounds softens "S". Then, if the "E" is pronounced "EE", and the "A" is pronounced "AH", then the "EA" in "Sean" is pronounced "eeyah". Thus, we have "See-yahn", but because the "S" is softened, it is pronounced "Shee-yahn", and the "EE" sound is pronounced so quickly as to be unnoticed; or, it is pronounced just enough to turn "S" into "SH" by palatalising (softening) it.
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*Tries not to cry* *cries* It has truly been an honour 22 comments
dave99 · 10 years ago
I VOLUNTEER!!
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There is only one right answer 47 comments
dave99 · 10 years ago
It's Graphics Interchange Format, not Jraphics Interchange Format.
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*Tries not to cry* *cries* It has truly been an honour 22 comments
dave99 · 10 years ago
If you want more Middle-Earth, buy "Lord of the Rings Sketchbook" by Alan Lee (one of the conceptual artists for LOTR).
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*Tries not to cry* *cries* It has truly been an honour 22 comments
dave99 · 10 years ago
I am currently re-reading the books...they are awesome! And I'll be re-watching the movies for the rest of my life :D
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All I want for Christmas is....shiny throwing knives? 6 comments
dave99 · 10 years ago
It's so they're easy to find. I know because I have some shiny throwing stars.
It's Ready Now 7 comments
dave99 · 10 years ago
Correction: it's the plane for carrying your mom's dildo.
92 year old Christopher Lee filming his last scene as Saruman in London 12 comments
dave99 · 10 years ago
Lee is the most amazing man ever. He's filmed movies in Russian, English, German, and Italian. He released a metal album when he was in his 80's. He hunted Nazis during World War 2.
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Waffle colours NSFW 48 comments
dave99 · 10 years ago
IT'S A TRAP.
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I heard that you guys like weapons 16 comments
dave99 · 10 years ago
[Legolas breathes loudly]
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There are two types of metabolism 17 comments
dave99 · 10 years ago
Left one definitely.
I decided to give it a try 133 comments
dave99 · 10 years ago
Another one: "Wundur hwār þonne work ellen-rōf ende gefēre līf-gesceafta..."
It's a side-by-side Beowulf translation, and the even-numbered pages are in West Saxon (Old English).
I decided to give it a try 133 comments
dave99 · 10 years ago
"If the Judge wanted a pizza, the Judge got a pizza".
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Whose line is it anyway! 10 comments
dave99 · 10 years ago
Awesome show, sad that Drew Carey left though :(
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They're Still Trying To Explain This 22 comments
dave99 · 10 years ago
This is so true, I feel like metal/metalcore songs can define who I am, and the emotions those songs convey are poignant and relevant, but nobody sees that because they all spout the pre-supposition that "metal is satanic".
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For the knife lovers, I present you, my creditcard knife 19 comments
dave99 · 10 years ago
Fucking awesome! Where do I get one?
That'll take anyone out of the mood for anything 18 comments
dave99 · 10 years ago
But...Christianity bans pre-marital sex, not marital sex...whywhywhywhy.jpg
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Troll level +100 2 comments
dave99 · 10 years ago
Honestly? I'm a normal, evangelical Christian, and the sexual orientation of the couple depicted wouldn't matter to me at all. It's really only the radical fringe (which I despise) that says "God Hates f**s" and protests gay marriage.
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How the f*ck u keep it on? 9 comments
dave99 · 10 years ago
You assume correctly.
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You can thank me later 14 comments
dave99 · 10 years ago
This is really helpful :D
My thoughts exactly 4 comments
dave99 · 10 years ago
Because now we're wasting time talking about a fucking shirt instead of an awesome comet landing.
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"Cheerio my good chap!" "Shut up you idiot" 11 comments
dave99 · 10 years ago
Schizophrenia is different. This is multiple personalities. Schizophrenia is a wide, not-well-defined range of disorders.