Time to go get arrested, and hopefully frisked!

They don't call it Hufflepup?!

If you want a living wage job, learn about programming or computer tech and get a job that fucking pays a living wage, instead of working at McDonald's and demanding to be paid more than an EMT.

That's not an asymptote. Asyptotes don't approach and then veer away, they get infinitely close to each other over an infinite amount of time.

*sings* And someone shouuuld tryyyyy... to fix that.

Soo... the message is... reject reality and substitute your own?

I see no problem with this.

Ich very much like ze konfiguration. Ich vill keep zis in meind vhen Ich finish mein Art skul. Ich vant to be ein Painter, and make ze great Art. Mein teacher has told me zhat Ich ist ein bad Painter, but Ich vill not listen. If ze Art does not verk för Me, Ich thinkst Ich vill try ze Politik. Vish me luck!

D'awwwwwwwwwww

Awww, cuteeee.
*cries from loneliness*

I watched the entire Pepsi add, and saw literally nothing wrong with it...am I dumb, or is everyone overreacting?

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Your girl won't get mad if you don't have a girl :)

Hawkeye: War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
Father Mulcahy: How do you figure, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Father Mulcahy: Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chalk full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander
From M*A*S*H.

At least...you...got...to kiss yours :(

Omg, this is gold <3

THANK YOU!

Actually, velociraptor = displacementraptor / timeraptor, since velocity is a vector quantity. However, in a straight-line chase the distinction between displacement and distance wouldn't matter much. :)