Stupid muggle teachers....they just don't get how hard it is for a magical teen in highschool

Art thou feeling now Mr. Krabs?

You lost sleep over this!?

I would really appreciate it if vegans would wake up and see that they're not convincing anyone to quit eating meat, they're just convincing society that they are fanatical fools

I can't charge
Even if I tried
Even if I wanted to

If there's a fire they can ninja kick an exit hole into the bricks

People are making attempts at cloning a quagga from a pelt. If successful this photo will become a lot less rare.

If you flex your muscles while a mosquito sucks your blood it dies. Solution: clench your nut muscles.

The green day fans won't be waking until the END of September.

She went brainless simply by wanting to be brainless

Perfect form......10/10

As I girl I can say that there is no animal sacrifice at slumber parties. We only do animal sacrifice when we can't find a suitable human to sacrifice.

Even worse is that the lion she shot was probably farmed. Yes, there are honest to god lion farms, where they breed lions to be shot by tourists. They also breed them to kill and sell their bones as medicine in china. I'm no PETA member, I love eating some meat, but the thought of a powerful and majestic creature like a lion being caged, while some douche pays thousands to shoot it is sickening. If you want to know more there is a national geographic article that covers this.

They can't marry because the bible says Adam and Eve, not Donald Duck and Daisy Duck.

It's my dam life, I'll do whatever I dam please.

I like all the colors. Except green. Green is not a creative color.

Men used hairbrushes too.......