Yet another unrealistic standard set for women

- making a blood sacrifice to satan

I feel like he should be euthanized instead...

Shingeki no Gummyojin

That's the whitest dancing I've ever seen....

Why not ask to hang out as a group?

My friend ate only ramen for about a month. After that she got tired of eating and stopped, but she wasn't sick or anything.

It texaspecial kinda person to come up with that

The most interesting boy in the world.

You could play Russian roulette with shishito peppers

Someone repost this tomorrow and be sure to up vote it

I don't think the government should fear its people any more than the people should fear their government. Government and civilians should maintain an equal balance of respect and trust for each other.

Where a rubber band around your wrist occasionally so it won't seem unnatural for you to have one. On tests you can stretch the rubber band and write on it the answers. The writing can't be seen until stretched again.

Not slytherin, eh?

A tree in our lawn was once struck by lightning and the weeds at its base were pushed up.

BUT MOOOOOOOM

" Sucking at something is the first step to being kinda good at something." Jake is a wise dog.

This is how i play skyrim

This isn't quite relevent but... this one time i was home alone and decided to microwave a candle for the hell of it. Then my parents pulled up. I frantically scraped wax off of the turntable. The now hardened wax bits fell all over the kitchen floor and i panicked and started sweeping just as they came inside. My parents then thanked me for sweeping and gave me five dollars.

Even without the comma it's still good advice. Don't wear black people.

they're becoming self aware