*le me walks into local total hockey, picks up hat with hipczech on it, dude gives me weird look, i buy the hat, ballin around town since then.

i think i might have joined in on the fun...jk. but I'm laughing so hard right now, i am so immature...

my eardrums are burning from all the high voices and auto tune. dear god, how do you get so many high voices into this??

this is probably a joke that my math teacher would laugh at hysterically because he is such a nerd

hockey is the holy sport

he didn't want the food, he wanted the baby. he's all like MIKE! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER MAN! HOW YA BEEN?!?!?!
dad: Mike, care to explain how you met this wash-up?
Mike: Gooooo..
dad: DON'T YOU DARE GET FRESH WITH ME MIKE!

were you sent down from heaven with these amazing brownies?!?!?!?

picky or naw?

this outfit man, where can i get it? its so snazzy!! lol

rams. my home town team. everybody is like OH MY GOD! DON'T TAKE THE RAMS!
and i'm just sitting here like, so what? I'm just waiting for them to get voted out of the league. not to mention a Stanley cup.
le hockey power

aw so cute! this is going to be my new background!

trolling lol

how everybody wishes they could flip their hair

they love the xbox to much

nope. grumpy cat is

rip email address problem, 1987-2007

aw thats awesome

good start, good start.

then everybody just sits at home behind their computers like nah

selfies these days. he thought he was taking a selfie but then realized the wrong camera was on

you say they can't feed me? well, I'll eat the sign first so then I'm not as hungry, then people won't see the sign then they will feed me.
goat logic.

uh...sir, you are not a dog, you're a human.

nurse jokes

i feel bad for her, that's probably one of the worst things that can happen to a person