for real just having to ask for ID from people 18+ (and thus figuring out who is 18+ to ask) at work affirms my belief that until ppl are 45 you gotta make them sign waivers for sexy times cuz omg i can never tell how old people are. seriously this one boy was 12, 6 ft, full thick beard, like 300 lbs but in like a linebacker way and not really that fat. i would have sold this kid beer and asked how the kids where.

this is very uncomfortable

i am making something like this if i ever use tinder again.

i dreamed a random coworker i barely know was like a bestie i hung around with and she told me about some people complaining i had BO. i feel very conflicted about her in real life now.

it is always a shame when us women take away peoples right to imagine our naked bodies by chooooosing to just display some of it. how dare we use ourselves for our own desires...

i mean, i skipped the middle ones... but... how have you not seen the TWO?

you CAN but damned if few bother with not being racist about.

they dont even do real bag searches, just put your flask in a smaller pocket and put loose cash on top of it. no one wants to touch loose cash esp when they arent protected by cameras.

as an old lady i can confirm this as exactly how it goes.

mmmmm

god i feel so old right now. when i was a kid paper dolls where.... paper....

that collar though :(

gay or straight, husbands are useless.

this picture is staring at me...

see, ones like this i sorta disagree with... its normally a computer based thing, products that are frequently stolen, get put in lock boxes. if its happening without stats on a specific item, sure, its absolutely racist. but just because the item being stolen happens to be aimed at/used primarily by black people, does not inherently make adding theft protection racism, and esp at larger chains they don't even have time to bother with that, they lock up what the computer says to lock up.

15 dollars a month for cable? the hell?