Jayne M Junemann

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At least avocados aren't racist 10 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
well hes done a lot more then just disapprove of illegal immigration to create the idea that hes racist, but to be fair, pretty much all racists do disapprove of illegal immigration. i am sure theres an exception, but i never met one.
A minute into "Netflix and Chill" 3 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
been there done that
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I'm seriously afraid 14 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
did you READ any of the news articles? nearly every one opens with calling it a dislike then once you stay on the page long enough to count it goes on to describe it.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2015/09/15/facebook-working-dislike-button-mark-zuckerberg-says/72320136/
"Some people have asked for a dislike button because they want to say, 'That thing isn't good.' And that’s not something that we think is good for the world. So we’re not going to build that," Zuckerberg said at the time.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/dont-fall-for-this-facebook-dislike-button-scam/
Though he made it clear that the new, more empathetic button would not say "dislike," people are calling it exactly that -- and they can't wait to get it.
http://fortune.com/2015/09/15/facebook-dislike-button/
The exact form a “Dislike” button may take is still up in the air. “What [users] really want is the ability to express empathy,” Zuckerberg added. “Not every moment is a good moment
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When a 50+ man on Match is interested in women 18-24 43 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i must have missed the part where someone said "all old men are creeps" seems to me it was relatively clear throughout that everyone was talking about the tendency of different groups, not accusing any entire group of acting a certain way.
When someone asks what I wanna be when I grow up 20 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
gary spivey comes through my airport on the reg. its hilarious to watch his "hair" get patted down.
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you're just a girl all the boys wanna dance with 39 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i think by "can't be shown" they mean "when it happens an insane % of the population seriously looses it shit"
Why the f*ck you're lyin' 12 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i read texts in my pocket at work, formulate my response, and then forget to send it on my break, and remember the response as if i actually sent it.
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I'm seriously afraid 14 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
its not going to be a dislike button thats just what all the news stories wrote for headlines to get you to click, its going to be a sympathy button, and i don't think it will be a default button, more like something you can add when you post something that would make more sense to sympathize too than like (ie "RIP ron's mother, my mother in law, she was a strong beautiful heart and will be missed")
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LoserFanClub 2 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
damn i remember those days. the good news kids is that bullshit they say, like weird kids are interesting adults and whatnot, turns out it (is/can be) true. just 18-20 years of suffering, and one day, you too can be the light of your workzone.
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The Gentleman’s Guide To Fashion 15 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
well, do the anthem one, if it comes up.
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Lemurs feeding 4 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i thought it was going to be a floppy stuffed spider
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Separation of Church and State 26 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i actually thought that was just a bit of wit and sorta funny...
Medieval themed wedding 5 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i'd be like sorry dad but gramps has officially won the honour to walk me down the aisle.
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He's their sugar daddy 29 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i skip the creamer and go straight for the dark chocolate hersey syrup. and too much of it too.
huh 26 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
all i want is to pick and choose which random bits of text define me, and pat those little words right on their little word backs!
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sorry, rest of the world 13 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
yes my flippant cheezy joke is totally why the world hates us. not actual douchebags being douchebags.
Tiny sea slugs 8 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
both reasons.
Hell yeah 19 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
funny most the girls i know who run their mouths like sailors are the ones who say nice shit to your face but not when you aren't there. before anyone tries to nail me to the wall over saying girls, because i have noticed that is how it is on this site, it is because i am using personal relationships and i do not know any men well enough to even notice if they are nice to my face and say shit behind my back so cannot include them in the example kthx
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so true ^.^ 3 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
its funny how we hate ourselves so automatically.. every time i take a photo of me with a man i am seeing, i feel like my fat ugly face is ruining the lovely picture of the hot man.
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huh 26 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i continue to start to bring my mouse over to the individual ones i like before realizing i cannot like them individually...
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Hate it when people intentionally wait with their response 11 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
ughhhh people with their impatient ass texting nonsense. i might WANT a text back immediately, but i certainly UNDERSTAND why it might not happen.
I don't get it 20 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
so, i've been under the understanding that while it looks like black smoke, its not really the smoggy shit we think it is, but just made to look that way...
Shaved Llamas 7 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
oh my gosh they look fake thats absurdly cute
When a 50+ man on Match is interested in women 18-24 43 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i do think older men seem to give less fucks and this are more prone to going with their desire to be disrespectful when hitting on a woman. at least thats my guess as to why i get hit on uncomfortably more often at work by old men than men my age. the one today was at least around my age for once...
sorry, rest of the world 13 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
... i am a non scientist and i refer to the temperature multiple times every day...
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