Why the f*ck you're lyin'

I actually forget to hit send like 75% of the time

When the funsubstance groupies mingle with the vine groupies

so the fell asleep is probably a lie!!!???
okie..., someone gonna be in big trouble for this.

i read texts in my pocket at work, formulate my response, and then forget to send it on my break, and remember the response as if i actually sent it.

The I fell asleep is true for me though. Cause I take so many naps.

I literally don't get texts constantly. It's very annoying especially in a serious discussion.

But when it's legitimately true u feel like a jerk cause u know they dont believe u

I can fall asleep anywhere at anytime so if I say "sorry I fell asleep" it's probably true