i think it makes the skin soft and also has a glue like thing going on, so soft skin, softened roots, top layer glued to the eyebrows.... plus eyebrows pull out rather easy to begin with

for real thats a scary ass penguin

it means nothing of the sort, because even if it HAS happened, it is NOT a common occurrence and all the men whining about friendzoned have CERTAINLY not been "victims" of this scenario. i've been "friendzoned" before and instead of hanging around hating the person and calling it loving them i grew up, moved on, and looked for a new lover.

buzzed is a hard step to describe, because you can FEEL the fact you've drank, but things arent really moving different yet....

... its not that the alcohol is needed to have fun, its that things are vastly more entertaining when your brain has been softened a bit. sort of like how salt can bring out flavours.

that or the charred mark is why someone marked it key cleaner

in the south, you have to do the slutty one, or you will be dripping in sweat by the end of festivities.

i have difficultly buying this common narrative that men try to date girls, get shot down, and then have the girls repeatedly tell them they wish they had a man like them. i know when i shoot down a guy i am around a lot, like a coworker, i make a fucking point of not even hinting around at liking things about them or having shitty boyfriends or anything to dangle hope at them, because its UNCOMFORTABLE even for the person who shot you down. "omg i wish i could find someone like you to date... lol but not you tho" just not buying it.

*sigh* and the others are totally sound tips?

im one of the first to tweak out over the sexist shit here, and this is a joke, not really part of the big sexist bullshit holding people back.

i suspect its a snobbery thing, like people who scoff at lattes and coffee shops because they want real coffee

this post added up better now that i am fully awake, my tired addled brain could not make it make sense for either character.... now i get it.

my condo neighbors certainly practice at 1am.

its just the right amounts of cute and dorky...

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/9/5/11/enhanced-buzz-30277-1378394997-4.jpg

on slow nights of the week bars offer discounts/freedrinks to girls to get them to come, thus causing men to come too

its both, because it IS one of those things that if you do it the other way its not ok, but it sucks to have the free/discounted tap turned off, and the point of ladies nights was to get BOTH genders out to the bar, which is a bit different than your normal discriminatory policies, intended to keep out the people the discount wasn't for. but at the end of the day the notion that women get free stuff because of men is actually hurtful to the advancement of women rights, as nice as the free stuff is/was.