Every. f*cking. Time 2 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
i do this... so freaking often....
"I don't find him attractive" 7 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
imagine being the dude who has a female friend and wants her to be his friend and has the whole world pitying him because they forgot it was possible to be happy being friends with the opposite gender.
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Dear Society, stop being so stupid 59 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
there was a time where showing your knee was inappropriate, immodest, and punishable. i merely desire to live in a world where i can dress and "expose" myself based on comfort and need not based on what pieces of my body society has deemed shameful. naturally someone will want to draw this to an illogical conclusion of "going to work with a wiener hanging out" but i believe whole heartedly in appropriate for situations, like while i dont care if see a coworker at the beach in a speedo, i do not want to see his thighs out while at work. do you climb onto the stage during a recital and pull out your boob to feed a baby? no. should i be able to sit in my seat in an airport or a theater or a mall and feed my hungry child? yes. infact, its law that i can so bully for me.
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You should hear my dad's f*cking ringtone 13 comments
Realize 31 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
um these days most times you take a pill and your body flushes it out. is that really so morbid? well, two pills, you take another one to loosen the cervix to make it easier on your body.
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I'm from Sweden and this really makes no sense to me 135 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
but he IS bending what he says to appeal to people, its why half the time when talks he just repeats what he said without any clarifying information. ive never seen anyone talk so much while saying so little, and when asked for clarification or for plans on how hes gunna do any ofhte nonsense he just rephrases and adds in a different sound bite, all just words that can be interpreted by the listener to mean whichever version of his agenda they like best.
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When no one believes your name is Phuc Dat Bich 16 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
whhhaaaat the passport with two different fonts (the first thing you are taught to look for when finding out of an ID is faked) isnt real?!?!?!?@!!@111??!
Older generation will understand 17 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
the argument is that they are learning how to play with one thing and loosing the ability to play with another? seems flimsy to me. and theres a lot of fine motor skills gained from all sorts of electronics... hell nothing screams fine motor skill like trying to mash the right touchscreen buttons.
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Dear Society, stop being so stupid 59 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
it is NOT flashing your tits and if morals say that seeing a boob feeding a baby is wrong it is the morals that are wrong not the feeding. modesty is a bullshit term only used for women in the first place so that can go right to hell. the whole notion that girl nipples are some sort of corrupting force that needs to be hidden is bananas. you can show almost your whole boob and its whatever but omfg if that nipple comes out and someone glimpses it its a big damn deal! morality is more like not flashing your tits to get other people hot it is not making your kid eat under a blanket so that no ones forced to deal with the discomfort of OH MY GOD not getting an inappropriate boner in public. from babies eating. give me a break go worry about the women whos privates you can actually see about their clothes, its still not any of your business but at least you can formulate a more logical complaint about that.
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*spoiler alert 10 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
damn i was super curious so i went to look, either google purposefully fixed it or i google different things cuz i got "ice float" "my urine smell bad" and "my stomach hurt"
How to finger a girl 7 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
i think hes calling the obvious bit the fact that it occurs at the genitals lol
There are 2 types of gangsters 7 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
i get tired of these posts romticizing old time ganstas like they were some role models to live up to acting like how you dress effects whether being a criminal is bad or not. and im pretty sure how they dressed was not viewed with the same love as we view it now either...
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Advice for cashiers, most of whom seem to get this backwards every time 17 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
yeah for real i dunno where you are shopping to have this problem because those pennies should add up and fuck up their drawer and get them in trouble!
You know that feeling when you feel like you have finally found her or him 12 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
and that will be shortly followed by the feeling of your heart and soul being ripped from your body and dying on the ground in front of you while nothing you do can save it. enjoy!
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Older generation will understand 17 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
yes because children who forgot how to play legit exist outside of the realm of extreme disability and its totally because electronics.
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Sad stuff 18 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
The Rock's Genitals Show Their Outline Through His Wet Pants When He Saves His Drowning Puppy!
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Give this man a medal/job in marketing 2 comments
One of my favourite greentexts 12 comments
*spoiler alert 10 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
dude like im not even interested in the movie and i have seen spoilers for what im guessing is the plot twist in like 10 places online in completely unrelated boards its next level assholes with this movie.
Dear Society, stop being so stupid 59 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
wait but liberals are supporting the breastfeeding... which is unnatural....?
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Dear Society, stop being so stupid 59 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
so when i bring this pump am i supposed to go sit in a toilet stall on a toilet seat with the pump like in my lap or on the floor while i pump out my breasts to go back out and be allowed to feed my child in public in a decent socially acceptable way? should i bring an exttra bag with all the stuff to santize all the bottles that i manage to drop in this horrid position and roll around in peoples pee on the floor? who the fuck is going to hold the baby? or should i just leave it outside the stall in the stroller and cross my fingers?and is there anything else i should do to shield any innocent eyes from the horror that is a womans nipple for the half second that it would be out before popping it into a babies mouth?
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