My local hospital would have the guy sleeping on the job, with death creeping past him.

At first I thought it was talking about a bear cub, but I knew it didn't look like one.

Anyone else notice the washing machine in the background? Do not wash kitty in there 0_0

..... And my Hogwarts letter while you're at it.

Satan's dog got off the leash again.

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This applies to humans; if a man and woman were both 5'5" the woman is supposed to weigh more, if you go by Body Mass Index.

Just love bites.

I have ALL of these problems. But the one benefit of being tall is most people are afraid to get in a fistfight with you.

I lived in a house that didn't have electric heat, so we relied on a wood stove (aka: fireplace). Problem was; it was on the 1st floor and we slept on the 2nd floor. We did have electric blankets, so sometimes I'd go to bed with the next day's clothes (folded near the foot of my bed) so they would be warm in the morning.

The people of Walmart, that's who.

This plant has TONS of names. I've heard: Touch-me-not, Tickle-me-not, Tickle me, Fainting plant, Praying plant, etc.

Well, admitting it is the first step. I'd be done for after about a week.

Alice in Wonderland (movie)?