And I let them, because they are elderly.

I'd also place fake surveillance cameras in the corners.

For me it's when your single, with a sink FULL of dishes and your friends are at the door.

AlI I see is something that needs to die.

Now it looks like a kneazle.

Then imagine it turning sour as time passes.

We use to take refrigerator boxes and put them on a hill. Then take smaller pieces of cardboard and use them as sleds.

This literally happened to me. However, the day before the party, they had all changed their minds. Because their own plans had been canceled. I simply told them sorry, my party was canceled, so they couldn't come. They had a boring weekend, and my mom and I went out and had our own fun.

I didn't like my first kiss, it reminded me of the skin on pudding D:

The 7th one down: "Did I hear someone open the wet food?"

Maybe they all eat more vegetables than Americans and British.

Didn't work. I'm not 7 years old.

Luckily for me, my cat doesn't do that.

They are praying to their deity 'Ceiling Cat'.

Omg the lols.

I liked that movie.

Yep. Except for getting on the table, my cat knows better.