Herself.

I just gained a pound watching this.

You can tell by looking at his shadow that he is not directly behind her.

EWWW! Captain Jack Sparrow needs to wash his face; there is something dirty on it!!!

Unless your dad ABANDONED you as a kid.
I would have liked to have had a dad to have fun with... :(

Give that dog a cookie!

I used to love pressure washing moss and stuff (used to be a construction painter). But you had to watch out for snails, those things are like little grenades; but instead of shrapnel you'd be hit with snail guts.

Oregonians can tell if you're from Oregon or not; if you pronounce it like 'Ore-gone' you are NOT from Oregon. They pronounce it 'Ore-gun'.

That is a beautiful black cat.
Now I wished I hadn't dropped out of witchcraft class.
Jk ;)

And the other half were out stealing phones from players.

I didn't read the description and I thought the kitties paws were his balls.

Omg that's creepy.

The copier ran out of toner.

Gotta love the flop.

'Enlarged to show texture' omg.

I kid you not; I saw Halloween decorations for sale 2 weeks ago. What have we become?...

She can't; her eyes are being attacked by 2 praying mantises.

The real problem here is WHY didn't the teacher add 1 more question and make it an even 60%?!

Cat masters know to go to the store's back room and get their 'free' used boxes, and give them to kitty.