Who are you 162 comments
doofenshmirtz
· 8 years ago
I was a British artist named Helen Layfield Bradley. I googled some of her artwork, very cool.
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Frozen Grapes. A healthy alternative to junk food. 24 comments
doofenshmirtz
· 8 years ago
I like using them instead of ice in sangria and fruit punch. It keeps them cold without watering them down.
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BAGGED MILK WHAT THE f*ck 20 comments
doofenshmirtz
· 8 years ago
Maybe it's cheaper to buy 1 package containing 3, 1 litre bags than it is to buy 3 separate cartons?
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Americans 16 comments
doofenshmirtz
· 8 years ago
Just to add to what you're saying: sometimes the Lobby is referred to as the "Ground Floor". My friend lives on the Ground floor of her building and her apartment is numbered "G20", the apartment above her is "120", and the apartment above that one is "220", etc..
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Never give up 19 comments
doofenshmirtz
· 8 years ago
"Whatever! I want him dead by the next full moon, before the barons come back! Now, sew... and keep the stitches small!"
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Look at this fat squirrel 9 comments
doofenshmirtz
· 8 years ago
I didn't even know squirrels could get that fat. I mean they do all that cardio...
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Fog from an elevated viewpoint 2 comments
Colorblind sees purple for the first time 12 comments
doofenshmirtz
· 8 years ago
The whole video I kept chanting, "Don't cry, don't cry," then he had to adorably say, "Is this PURPLE?" and I lost it.
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gay 20 comments
doofenshmirtz
· 8 years ago
This needs to be on billboards worldwide. It needs to be broadcast every hour, on the hour, until all the special snowflakes of the world realize they are not being persecuted, they're just assholes.
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Chucky was awesome 8 comments
doofenshmirtz
· 8 years ago
I've had a reoccurring nightmare since I was a child about toys coming to life and trying to kill me.
Dave franco 13 comments
doofenshmirtz
· 8 years ago
I don't know Dave Franco as an actor or a person. He could very well be a saint. I'm just saying of all the people I've met who claimed to be "nice" turned out to be the opposite.
Dave franco 13 comments
It's totally foolproof 8 comments
They deleted my picture last time. Here we go 40 comments
doofenshmirtz
· 8 years ago
Right in the feels. I was that friend, until I decided it was bullshit and deleted their numbers so I wouldn't be tempted to call them ever again. If they needed me, they knew where to reach me.
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Fenn's Job Comps- Bridal Consultant 14 comments
doofenshmirtz
· 8 years ago
Right?! I was just going to post the same thing. I'm glad I'm not the only one who wondered.
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Just a Reptile lover passing by 10 comments
Got to school and realized I was wearing two different shoes :| 21 comments
doofenshmirtz
· 9 years ago
I left the house yesterday morning still wearing my slippers. Luckily, I realized my mistake once I got in my car.
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I Learned This On SPN!!! 23 comments
doofenshmirtz
· 9 years ago
I read a true crime novel years ago about him called 'Depraved: The Shocking True Story of America's First Serial Killer'. It was a grisly, but fascinating read.
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List of wisest words 16 comments
Still a c*nt 13 comments
doofenshmirtz
· 9 years ago
It's what he did after the ceremony. Kanye made comments to reporters that “Beck needs to respect artistry and he should have given his award to Beyoncé.” It was embarrassing.
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CT Scan Reveals Monk Inside Chinese Buddha Statue 23 comments
doofenshmirtz
· 9 years ago
Maybe the weight was wrong. Too light to be solid, too heavy to be completely hollow.
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Edited 9 years ago
just tumblr 8 comments
doofenshmirtz
· 9 years ago
The picture is a screen grab from the TV show The Walking Dead showing what happens to the human brain when one becomes a "walker" (i.e. zombie). I don't know why you got down voted for asking. Apparently it never occurred to them that maybe you don't watch the show and wouldn't get the reference. Please don't call yourself stupid. Ever.
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