Doofenshmirtz

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Is it possible? 18 comments
doofenshmirtz · 9 years ago
Way ahead of you. But I think I'll call it a "factenator" for short.
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Is it possible? 18 comments
doofenshmirtz · 9 years ago
Why did I get down voted? I can understand not agreeing with someone's opinion, but down voting a random fact? That's ridiculous.
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Is it possible? 18 comments
doofenshmirtz · 9 years ago
The guy on the left does the voice of Ferb. When he talks that is.
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You have got to be kidding me 4 comments
doofenshmirtz · 9 years ago
I've only known one person that this actually happened to. Luckily my friend didn't have to pay for the damages since it happened at full serve station. The attendant forgot to remove the nozzle from the tank before handing her (my friend) her change (which is the universal signal for, "your transaction is now complete, feel free to drive away now.").
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Nicknames 9 comments
doofenshmirtz · 9 years ago
Different reasons. Sometimes it's because you want to expand on the backstory of a supporting character that piqued your interest. Or maybe you want to read an ending where everyone lives happily ever after (or one where no one does). And sometimes you just want two enemies to have wild monkey sex in the broom cupboard.
P.S. Sorry you got down voted. Fangirls/boys can be pretty touchy about their fandoms (read: bitchy).
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Nicknames 9 comments
doofenshmirtz · 9 years ago
I really hope he never called her "Petunia". Awkward.
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What do you imagine ? 22 comments
doofenshmirtz · 9 years ago
I'm doing it right now.
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Awesome Family Cosplay Ideas 3 comments
doofenshmirtz · 9 years ago
A year too late, but whatever. To answer your question, I think the family in #2 are suppose to be yuppies in the 80's. The baby is dressed up like a brick cell phone.
He really is, his BROTHA, 13 comments
doofenshmirtz · 9 years ago
Right in the feels every damn time.
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I'm definitely the altruist reader. Which are you? 41 comments
doofenshmirtz · 9 years ago
Polygamist for me.
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Suck my d*ck 9 comments
doofenshmirtz · 9 years ago
From Primary to Secondary I was always taught to do math problems in pencil because pen was too messy. The teachers photocopied our tests after grading them for their personal files so no one would be able to claim they were miss graded. I'm Canadian if that helps.
Suck my d*ck 9 comments
doofenshmirtz · 9 years ago
Who writes a math test in pen?
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As an American this is too true. Denny's is delicious, at times. 27 comments
doofenshmirtz · 9 years ago
Can't argue with that. :)
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Right attitude 39 comments
doofenshmirtz · 9 years ago
I agree. Feminism is about equality, not monkey stomping men.
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Right attitude 39 comments
doofenshmirtz · 9 years ago
I love the look on Michelle Knight's face. A mixture of pride and defiance. Like she's flipping off the entire world. Love it and I love her.
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My dream is to find a girl that likes me that much 10 comments
doofenshmirtz · 9 years ago
True that. There's a difference between devotion and obsession. When your girl/boyfriend demands to have access to your phone and computer to check up on you? Not so great.
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Eyebrows were raised 10 comments
doofenshmirtz · 9 years ago
I know someone who doesn't believe in space. As in outer space. Thinks it was all made up. I'm still trying to wrap my brain around it 5 years later. I can't say I'm too surprised, though. She also frequents (or at least used to) theearthisflat.org or some such conspiracy nut website.
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As an American this is too true. Denny's is delicious, at times. 27 comments
doofenshmirtz · 9 years ago
I don't care how hungry and/or drunk you are, Denny's is never the answer. Love yourself.
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As an American this is too true. Denny's is delicious, at times. 27 comments
doofenshmirtz · 9 years ago
There are a handful of Denny's in southern Ontario, and, much like those found south of the border, it's a place lost souls go to die.
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doofenshmirtz evil inc. 18 comments
doofenshmirtz · 9 years ago
Finally! Someone gets it! Can you please explain this to my nemesis Perry the Platypus? I am so sick of all his eye rolling whenever I unveil my latest inator. If he rolls them any harder, he'll see his own brain.
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I'd "hop" into that pile of snow 1 comments
doofenshmirtz · 9 years ago
We call this a Canadian cooler.
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Anbody wants some Pizza fries? 10 comments
doofenshmirtz · 9 years ago
How? Where? I need this!
Neil degrasse tyson - we stopped dreaming 3 comments
doofenshmirtz · 9 years ago
I love NDT. He needs his face on a stamp, or holiday named after him or something.
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What cookie is that 20 comments
doofenshmirtz · 9 years ago
I wonder what kind of thought process she went through that concluded this was a good idea?
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Canada, you never stop amusing me 32 comments
doofenshmirtz · 9 years ago
I've never understood this ban. Happy Meal toys are choking hazards which is why McDonald's keeps a stash of "toddler toys" for kids under 3 (of is it 4?). How is this different? If your kid is too young for a Kinder toy, don't buy one. It's just that simple.
I guess it's easier to ban something than have parents take responsibility for their children.
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