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Houseplants really do be like that 4 comments
dovedee · 18 hours ago
I’ve been keeping a monstera, two aloe veras and an orchid for about half a year now. I can’t say they’re doing great but every time I see some weird spots, or them sagging down I try to look up what I’m doing wrong. The monstera was about to die big I moved it to a little less sunny spot, gave it some fertilizer, snapped of the air roots and dying leaves and fixed my watering habits. It’s looking a lot stronger and greener now. Same thing with the aloe veras. They started looking a bit brown near the middle so I searched it up and found out that you shouldn’t put water directly on the leaves as that will make them rot. Instead water around the edges of the pot, and don’t do it often. I also found out that the window I had them in wasn’t insulated enough during the cold winter so they were freezing. The orchid has had a tough life, either overwatered or dried but I’m trying. I snipped off some dead parts and it looks to be feeling ever so slightly better. We’ll see how it goes.
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Axiomatic congressional vacuous Dragonfly 4 comments
dovedee · 6 days ago
Negative reinforcement is no bueno tho. Don’t hurt dogs!
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Excellent marketing ???? 3 comments
dovedee · 1 week ago
Dark chocolate is great when you’re on your period since it helps level out your hormones but snickers are way too sugary. Eating sugar or salt messes up the balance so the thin layer of chocolate on a snickers bar is not enough. Dark chocolate, tea and vegetables are the way to go!
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chana 6 comments
dovedee · 2 weeks ago
No, she’s not living at the same kinds of depths as angler fish. H.C Anderson was danish so if we take a look at fish around that area we can see that most of them are either gray or brown because that works well for the ecosystem. If you make her more human than fish then yeah you could justify her having white skin considering the area but I don’t think that makes sense with how much time she spends underwater. She would constantly be suffering from a vitamin d deficiency. Like yeah I get that the Disney movie was set in a coral reef so they had a bigger liberty in the colour of fish they showed but the original tale isn’t upfront about any coral. But even beyond that none of this matters because she’s a fucking fairy tale princess. Mulan being Chinese is a central part of her character.
cr*tchet 3 comments
dovedee · 3 weeks ago
Love how they did the water :)
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Eh, true 7 comments
dovedee · 3 weeks ago
That sounds like a dream! Imagine living in this cottagecore ass cabin with your wife and the little lemon tree she adopted has finally started breaking fruit so you two make some lemonade with them for a picnic in the flower fields.
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I would have watched this version, too 1 comments
dovedee · 3 weeks ago
Real boys support each other!
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Name this band, wrong answers only! 23 comments
dovedee · 3 weeks ago
Piss
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Eh, true 7 comments
dovedee · 3 weeks ago
Gen Z: when life throws lemons at you, cover your face and hold your breath so you don’t breathe any gas in, pick up the lemon with your bare hands and throw them back.
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I am hilarious and you will repeat everything I say 4 comments
dovedee · 3 weeks ago
Far har hål i kepsen, mor har ingen nål.
Hon kan inte laga fars i kepsen hål.
Och hade hon en nål så har hon ingen tråd.
För här finns ingen handelsbod och vi har inte råd.
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Based and gay 3 comments
dovedee · 5 weeks ago
I am gender unbound
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Putting a lot of faith in that safety pin, bud 2 comments
dovedee · 5 weeks ago
That’s where he keeps the audacity
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Dogs are awesome 1 comments
dovedee · 5 weeks ago
I’m petting my dog rn because when I stop she looks at me like I’ve betrayed her. It’s been an hour, I have things to do today HELP!
Becoming the goldfish 8 comments
dovedee · 5 weeks ago
Aaaah, does he romanticize it?
Becoming the goldfish 8 comments
dovedee · 5 weeks ago
If you suspect any sort of mental illness you should look into it. Leaving mental illness untreated for too long might end you up in a hospital.
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Thanks Mrs friends mum 1 comments
dovedee · 6 weeks ago
Polite young kids
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Provender is a gateway drug 3 comments
dovedee · 6 weeks ago
Pukicho might be spitefully eating grass but you should never underestimate their power. They’ve said some of the rawest lines on tumblr.
Okay barbara 3 comments
dovedee · 7 weeks ago
The code of Barbara
boing 6 comments
dovedee · 9 weeks ago
Taking a long sigh you watch all the 26 episodes, the animation is getting worse and worse for every episode. They add some kind of magic system halfway through and the pacing just gets more and more inconsistent. All the while the guy is messaging you about how great the scenes are and how hot character A is. You bite your toungue since he really isn’t a bad guy at all and everyone has different tastes. A couple of your favorites are also definitely trash but you find them fun anyway. Afterwards you talk about it, you tell him that it isn’t really your style but you liked character B and C, trying to think of all the best parts of that garbage. The nerdy guy gets a bit too comfortable with a bit too fast and starts making remarks that are just a little bit uncomfortable for you. You can tell he’s joking though and it’s wonderful to see him less shy around you but for every joke he gets more confident and since you laughed at the other ones it’s hard to tell him off.
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plants 2 comments
dovedee · 9 weeks ago
I just started keeping more plants. Google is your best friend!
No one calls me :( 3 comments
dovedee · 9 weeks ago
Look it’s me! Well I’ve gotten better! I’m at least at a 208 now ^^
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boing 6 comments
dovedee · 9 weeks ago
Here’s something relatable: you’ve started getting to know this nerdy guy and you’ve connected over your love of anime because what else. After a few chats he recommends his favorite anime to you and pulls up his phone to show the first episode. The first episode consists of the most generic anime protag accidentally falling onto various candy coloured girls tits and asses. You die a bit on the inside.
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Why though 5 comments
dovedee · 10 weeks ago
I can confirm it’s the second one. I was fighting that urge my entire childhood.
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Save the drama for your predictive text (Maury Edition) 27 comments
dovedee · 10 weeks ago
When asked if you would be willing and if I would be willing.
You said that I would be happy with the kids.
The lie detector proved that it is not an important role.
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It is 1 comments
dovedee · 12 weeks ago
Boy’s sleepover: not bad, mine is bigger. Girl’s sleepover: [demonic chanting]