I'm sure Gwen can afford to buy new socks for her kids every day if needed.

My favorite I heard: Trump wins, first time a billionaire moves into government housing recently vacated by a black family.

He also got an Edgar Award for Paper Towns, but not Pullizer yet.
Also, it was his brother Hank who got to interview the president.

You can tell by the bags that this is a Target shipment. They would unload this truck all at once, so there is no reason for packing labels to show. I'm sure a computer at the distribution center calculates best fit and arranges accordingly.

Better than leaving them locked in cars, which is what too many people in US do.

where's the bear??

strangest. gloryhole. ever.

Prince would search for these until they put him in the truck.
(Seriously, look up the lyrics for Let's Go Crazy.)

Can only be served on March 15.

That's no moon.... it's a space station.... I mean tortilla.......

The same way poor people are obsessed with money, hungry people are obsessed with food.....

They aaaaaallllllllll flooooooooaaaaaaatt!!

Maybe it's a "great fish" like the one that swallowed Jonah.....

The map was designed to aid in navigating oceans.

And 2 golden globes!

should have a blank one. "Uh, where wolf??"

If you don't get this, you probably pronounce it "karr-mull" instead of "care-uh-mell."

I wish life were an RPG, you could just go to the woods and kill rats for a couple hours to get some "experience."

I would say the top one can be labeled a "Gamer Girl".
The bottom one should just be considered a gamer, regardless of gender.

the ones close to the door kinda look like urinals....

Honestly, I would probably lock my doors and hide.

wow such pun many funny

Maybe you've already lived your life, forgotten about it, and right now you are watching the movie.

I guess Doctor Who doesn't count as "Hollywood"....