Today this came into my mind

i would probably be more bored than embarrassed

Not embarrassed, more like ashamed for the first half, proud of the rest though.

Can I just go to hell instead?

Mortified!

That would depend on the director.

Would I uh be the only one watching or no? Because yeah.

I would want to go to hell

embarressed, excited, depressed, humble, outgoing.... but the level of which i dont give a fuck; 107%

I'd be thinking "geez i masturbated a lot"

Lets say I'd rry to kill my self the first half and then extremely embarrassingly proud of the second half

Not the teenage years!

https://45.media.tumblr.com/c3b168a097cde6e30288b0bb95940877/tumblr_n21k94NZ5N1szevjko1_500.gif

1-10 years: stupid selfish little fuck
13-17: awwwww you found yourself
The rest: stahp

Imma just can't stop commenting
'I'm so sorry, i didnt mean to'
'Please don't... there you go, you did the thing you little sh*t'
'No, god dammit... oh wait that's actually a good choice... no it wasn't'
...
Yeah I probably gonna have a huge headache after

Honestly, I would be excited to watch because in all honesty, I don't remember all of it because: A. I was too young, B. I was too busy in my own thoughts to actually take a second to look and enjoy where I was in life.

I would probably eat all the popcorn in the first 5 minutes and then laugh my ass off because I'm the most awkward shit on this planet

If God is always watching and decided to put me into heaven.. there's nothing to be embarrassed about.

I'd just be purely bored

I would die twice

Maybe you've already lived your life, forgotten about it, and right now you are watching the movie.

The bible says this actually happens. But God wipes away every tear because he forgives you

How do you know you're not reliving it right now?

Yeah I just threw up in my mouth

That movie would be a veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery long movie. If I died rn it'd be 13 years long. I'd be very bored

Gimme some popcorn and tissues, this is gonna be good!