Better than them coming home during.....

Always wondered: is getting a HJ from a deaf girl considered oral??

He'll always be Rudy.

I miss the days of "I accidentally a fleshlight"

Zach Gallifinakis shaved his beard off during commercial break when he hosted.

It's all a matter of perspective. Such extravagances do seem unreal to most of us. But then, a lot of the things I spend money on (ie. $100 to see a concert or a football game) would seem just as wasteful and selfish to someone homeless on the street. My $100 could make a world of difference to a family without water. It's all relative.

Professor McGonagall??????

Polar Bears! the historical musical by Lin-Manuel Miranda.

The cake is a lie....

And he looks thrilled to have met you.

It's easy when you don't think of them as "men" but as property.....

I agree. When I take my glasses off, you're much more attractive.

I think it was originally named by the retail employees that were forced to work on that day.

The end with Vader. Replace "NOOOOOOoooooooooo!" with "FUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuu...!"

And of course it doesn't hurt. The injured person will still be able to run, crawl, jump over fences, and shoot a weapon as though nothing happened.

The face on the copier looks like Stewie Griffin....

I'm more concerned that there were only 2 male lions in the pride, so Nala's father had to be Mufasa or Scar. Nala and Simba are either half-siblings or cousins!

Tripping as in "stumbling on your feet", or tripping as in "what was in those cookies..."?

Max Azria is a French designer. In 1989, Azria launched BCBG Max Azria, named for the French phrase "bon chic, bon genre," a Parisian slang meaning "good style, good attitude"

That rat will soon be found under the guys hat, pulling his hair to make him cook.......

Why must City Counsel be a stepping stone between between bartender and congresswoman, but not between reality show host and president??

Of course, which pack breaks the rules? #WhitePrivelege