He may not be your cat, but you are his human.

Imagine trying to buy a new car for $500.
"I believe that cars cost $500. I'm entitled to my opinion!"
"But the sticker price says $35,000."
"That's just media propaganda! You can't believe everything you read."
"I can't let you buy this car for less that $30,000."
"I'm an American! You can't tell me what I can and can't do!!"

The hard part part is distinguishing the "falsely accused someone of..." from the "couldn't prove someone guilty of..."

There is no such song as "Shot Through the Heart" by Bon Jovi!
The correct title is "You Give Love a Bad Name."

Someone please photoshop this!

What kind of supervision was there that he made it out to the parking lot before someone noticed???

Who else thinks the doll looks like the kid from Jerry Maguire?

Ladies and gentlemen.... Mr. Conway Twitty.....

The black guide dogs sit in the back of the bus

Must be nice to have craploads of money to throw parties like that...

"I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive." -Eric Cartman

This is a common Republican viewpoint. "Other people are doing bad things, even worse things. So you can't tell me not to do bad things."

well there WAS 12 grams, but by the time they got back to the station....

Acacia trees in Africa look like this because Giraffes eat all but the highest leaves.

"You're no sun of mine!"

Purrkour

Judging by her shirt and the fact that she posed for this picture, she's comfortable with who she is and owns it. Gotta respect someone with that attitude and confidence!

From the makers of Happy Fun Ball.....

Is that a Kansas Jayhawk?

Keep it the basic concept, but don't make it a remake. Make it part of Marvel phase 4. Stark invents time travel, but somehow Parker is the one who gets accidentally sent back to 1990. Pre-IronMan Tony has to help him get back to the future. But in the process young May falls in love with Peter instead of Ben. Peter, from the future, still has his Spidey powers, but can't use them in public because a pre-Avengers world isn't ready for superheroes.

America is pay-to-win.

Wait 'til he finds out ghosts and witches are real too.....

I expected a "like your mom" comment